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Jul 29, 2001 19:41

Attention: Ad Usque had been abducted by Catalan Seperatists, who will, for his weight in platinum (multiplied by 7), provide for his liberty. This is not an attempt by the respected author to fund his ruinously expensive lifestyle.
Post what is affordable to:
Mr. A. Usque,
The Ritz,
Gran Via,
Barcelona.

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stella_atwood July 29 2001, 13:36:46 UTC
Ah, if only I could spare some of the sovereigns I have in a striped sock under the..., but alas, I must make a trip to the New World in order to further my fortune. I have put your life in the balance with the advantages of making my fortune on the opposite scale, and I'm afraid the fortune end came down with a hefty clunk. You'll have to do better that postcards if you want me to secure your release.

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ad_usque July 29 2001, 14:49:28 UTC
Stella, please, my captors are torturing me in unbearable ways: lobster ungarnished, champagne unchilled, unvintaged wines, cotton napkins, o the pain.
Is the New World reference a real thing, ie. are you thinking of going there for the year?
More than a postcard? you ungrateful wench. Actually half-dead at the moment, the humidity, Christ, it makes people so weak.
Anyway back to the City.
AU

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Re: stella_atwood July 29 2001, 15:29:32 UTC
Tell me about it - it's really hot here as well. The cotton napkins must have been the final straw. Your plea is being sent for review.

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ad_usque July 30 2001, 15:06:04 UTC
No: the Penedes

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