8
i was eating some soup
and as i looked down
i saw
i was not alone
a very large and black
animated
spider was doing the
butterfly stroke
why yes
yes i was on the swim team in school ^^
and struggling in vain
to escape its ridiculous fate
i ate around it for a while
wondering
like a sick child
with a mag glass
what would happen first
if i would finish eating
or it would die
but then i felt mildly sorry for it
because after all
soup is no way to go
so i spooned it
and flung it over my shoulder
upon when i heard
kit say
hm
i suppose he didnt really say anything
but he happened to be directly behind
myself when i flung a full spoon of
soup
+
frantic flailing french (perhaps) large spider
+
kit
=
jesus fuck us all ^^
what ensued was terrible
so terrible that
youd almost think
i tossed hot soup with a spider in it at him