an essay on the apocalypse

Feb 17, 2006 23:45

story. [pictures included, batteries sold separately]



daniel: for when the sevens become WALRUS MEAT, thine revolution shall rise!



erin: snacky cakes rained down upon the land and the people unhinged their jaws and feasted upon prime numbers until johnny cash and burt reynolds carved out john basedow's abs and made a raft to float away from the terror that was named "NOUGAT".



stephanie: and every third child shall be called "chicken fucker" and reign upon the platypus clans for ages to come.



domonik: ...and yet the boats weeped as they witnessed their own demise. it was like a flash of excitement. the heat made all glorius once again!



i'm a weepy boat!

jeremy: then came thomas edison with a vengeance for what we've made of the recording industry and our cellular/mobile/portable phones will receive messages reading "this do in rememberance of jimmy dean".



the end.
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