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[adaftapeth]

first and foremost, whoever has deleted my animal crossing game that i worked ever-so-hard on, is going to suffer. i plan to gather all of the bottle caps in this house [which are plentiful] and twist them into your flesh. after the majority of your body is covered, i will then get a hammer out and make sure they're in as securely as possible.

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[xillbill]

you could put hooks in the open wounds and hang them on the wall and make them fish and catch bugs in that position. Then make them drink vinegar because we both know vinegar smells nasty, so it must taste nasty, and while they're up there they can make easter eggs with the vinegar. Or is that too cruel? Just a thought really...you worked so hard to get that two story house with the lawn nome.

[adaftapeth]

wow. i like the way you think! next time i kill a person, i'm definately inviting you along. perhaps i shouldn't encourage your violent tendencies, but it does warm my heart so.

AND I FORGOT ABOUT MY LAWN GNOME. now i'm even more angry.

[y0ur_c0nscience]

OUCH! Someone deleted that? I would have went crazy if anyone ever deleted the file I had.

I think what you did for mother's day is better than buying some cheesy gift and a card. You said "thank you" which I bet many people didn't. I bet it was viewed as a buy someone a gift holiday, not the way it was meant to where you appreciate something.

[adaftapeth]

i dunno. i felt bad for not making her something like i usually do. i just don't really think she appreciated the monster truck sun catcher i painted for her a couple of years ago. i'm a firm believer that most parents like homemade gifts better than store bought ones. but i don't think the monster truck really cut it.

[y0ur_c0nscience]

If you were my kid, I would have disowned you for that.