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[adaftapeth]

the cat has really done it this time. i share my chicken nuggets with her when daniel isn't looking and she repays me by sneaking up and sitting on my nightstand at night. staring at me. i know she stares at me. she probably wants to eat my face. she's always been creepy. i pushed her off and she jumped right back up. she knocked my book off

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[xillbill]

you forgot to mention how she climbs inside dryers
and chases flies.

[adaftapeth]

yeah the dryer thing. and she chases anything that moves. not just flies.

[xillbill]

thats a bit odd.

[y0ur_c0nscience]

You also forgot to mention that she licks everything and has a sandpaper tongue.

That's sad.

[adaftapeth]

i thought all cats had sandpaper tongues?

[y0ur_c0nscience]

I don't know, but cats never lick people all the time. That's just rad.

[adaftapeth]

leave it to us to have the world's second most fucked up cat. the first being my great uncle's that ingested some sort of poison and walked leaning far over the rest of it's life. it would walk-lean into the room and run into the wall and the parrot would make fun of it. it would say "here kitty kitty kitty" and then laugh hysterically. i shit you not. that's the pet combination that i'm looking for. except i have a pretty low tolerance for birds, so i'll probably never have one.

[darktruth]

I'll give you six black licorice jelly beans for her.

[adaftapeth]

i hate licorice and i especially hate licorice jelly beans.

[darktruth]

I hate them too. I was just trying to get rid of them. Guh.

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[adaftapeth]

i see boobies!