Welcome to Corbin Kentucky.

[adalanta]

My day began with two edlerly people who tried to order their food at the hostess station, While I was seating them

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[blueadept]

I was in Corbin at Books-a-Million last weekend. I got bored and realized the town actually had a decent non-Christian bookstore.

So I went there and started looking through the computer books, got one I wanted, and went to look through finance/investment books.

This guy starts talking to me. I swear he's memorized the contents of about a dozen investment books, the names of the people who wrote the books, and how they conflict. Then he made his investment decisions based on the reputations of the people in the books.

The whole time he talked to me, he could barely remember what he was talking about. His mind was just... not there.

Turns out, he's a prison dentist in whatever federal prison is in London.

I suggest you do not end up in prison. I wouldn't trust the guy to mow my lawn, much less do my dental work.

[adalanta]

*shakes head*
This makes me sad.

[ohhpyromantic]

the nice ones are always sick sonsa' bitches at heart.
sick fuck.

[adalanta]

I'm a warlock. o.o

How sad.
The wizard of corbin.

True Story

[tc_zeedeveel]

Who the hell dips bread in cocktail sauce?
I'm gonna leave it at that and let it simmer in the soup of thought.

Re: True Story

[adalanta]

only in kentucky. At least I hope.

[aesgir]

Corbin is a fun town, though I never imagined it'd have wizards.

I've been here 20 years, they must be rather sneaky or something of that sort.

[adalanta]

Dude I so have the card as proof.

[aesgir]

Oh, I wasn't questioning your sincerity. I was just saying those fuckers are sneaky to have gotten under my radar!

Since I'm pretty deep into the white power thing after all.

[adalanta]

They're very very sneaky sir.

[johnnydemonic]

as far as i know, the only kkk in laurel county is in corbin. maybe mr. wizard just lives in london. notice how there is a shortage of minorities in corbin as opposed to the surrounding areas. anyway, if mine wasn't a cell, i'd give the old bastard a delightful ring.