Dear Bilson,

Thank for for your concern about me updating. I was actually only at one week because my other Rachel left me some sweet lovin' in a private, but I know you were worried about losing me and thats sweet. It touches my heart in a special way.

Ummmm, I'm actually pretty much drunk all the time now so thats my life.

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That's for you guys. Honestly, I only did the movie because I want to be in a comedy team and because I wanted to work with Jessica Alba, sadly no relationship came out of it but I think we're all better for it because I am now ALMOST an owner of a handgun. After I heard about Justin Timberlake getting hit in the head with a bottle I gave him a ( Read more... )

So none of you went and saw my movie, you wanna know how I know? Because we fucking opened 8th at the box office. That’s bullshit, I depended on you guys, and since you didn’t pull through for me I’m going to have to demand 8 dollars from each of you. It seems only fair, you had your chance to see a movie for those 8 bucks and you lost it because ( Read more... )

In the Land of Women came out today, go see it. I really shouldn't be promoting since Rachel and I have a bet going and I don't want to lose but I fucking need money, these vintage clothes are expensive and Rachel needs shoes so please help us.

Alright so I kept saying I was going to post this and I just never got around to it but I'm doing it now. Rachel Stevens turns 29 this year and as the boyfriend I decided that it is my duty to throw her a party. Her birthday is the 9th and 29 is kind of a big deal because it is one year before 30 and then starts the drop into old age. So basically ( Read more... )

New York is a big place; it’s a big city with a lot of colorful people. The only reason I am really writing this is because today in New York, I went to a subway, sure did. In this subway was a man that I have thought of as my idol for a few years now. I walked in to order my turkey BLT and Rachel’s sandwich as well (she was still across the street ( Read more... )

A lot of people hated the show, a lot of people loved the show. It started out as just a job for me, and for a few years it was just a job to me, now the end is here and I realize that it wasn't just a job to me. I wanted out of this thing for like the last two years and now I'm sitting here going why now? Why is it ending so soon? Every day I woke ( Read more... )

This is in honor of Valentine's Day.

( I hope you all enjoy it )

When you go to an airport, you see all kinds of people leaving, they have their bags and they look scared of the flight, uneasy about it. Some of them are scared of flying and think the plane is about to go down. Some of them aren’t worried at all because it’s all routine to them now. And then you have the people who are upset because they’re ( Read more... )