Since it's been over six months since I last updated, I'll try uploading my brand-new dark comedy fanfic here.
Title: Aizen's Fantastic Plan to Take Over the World
Rating: T for blood and death and swears and stuff
Summary: Step 1: escape from prison. Step 2: confuse everyone. Step 3: kill everyone. Step 4: smirk.
Series: Bleach
Genre: Comedy/ Satire/
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That was delicious. And I say that after having had a bowl of real raspberry sherbert w/frozen mangos. I always love your narrative voice--it's extra funny because it's not REALLY Aizen--it's yours as well as Aizen's.... and this whole story is so damn clever. and yeah it's true, wtf is Kubo ever going to do about Aizen's ban kai except maybe write that he never achieved it bc otherwise he'd have to write THIS story. Haha, this was so good. Thanks for the entertainment.
Ichigo Kurosaki glances at her with heavy suspicioun.
I LOLed for real.
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*not logged in since I'm at work*
Silvia (silverarmada here on LJ)
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Brilliantly done. Like seriously, I also expect Aizen to appear any chapter now. The last part makes me think he's going to appear like the Old Spice guy - and Bleach will suddenly become another Pirates of The Caribbean sequel.
The Urahara bit was truly hilarious, like I kept expecting the Spanish Inquisition or something, their 1-up-manship was win. Poor Yoruichi.
Chad with a baguette XD So sad. He's really rockin' the Mexican drug lord look.
Also that scene with Mayuri really made my yaoi fangirl happy, and you could probably rate it like that without changing anything.
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After I wrote the Mayuri bit, I thought it might have some unintentional undertones...and then I left it the way it was. It's what Aizen would've wanted, I think.
Thanks for the comment. Always nice to know you're still around somewhere.
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It's sad that "you're not dead" is my version of hello, I really wish I'd stop dropping off the end of the earth at some point. Columbus was such a liar.
Clicked that "mirror moon" link and am surprised that you're a fan of that TYPE MOON stuff - did you like the Garden of Sinners movies?
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That sounds like a good icon in the making.
I'm sort of love-hate towards Type-Moon. Fate/ Stay Night has a lot of the sword and sorcery fantasy stuff that I like, but I've never especially liked visual novels as a medium. The arbitrary sex scenes are as bad as they are unnecessary ("Let's have sex to boost our mana!"), but at least they're unintentionally hilarious.
I think I let hype get the best of me when I first heard about the Kara no Kyoukai movies, as I was somewhat disappointed by them. They have quite good animation/ music and atmosphere, yet the characters didn't quite do it for me at times. And the quality's a bit variable across the seven movies, as I really enjoyed a few (like the second and fifth) while watching the sixth in the series made me groan a lot.
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Your Aizen is hilarious!
My favorite part was when poor Ichigo (LOL, always "Ichigo Kurosaki") had all his friends twist in such special ways...the Chad one really took the cake ( or the baguette) for me.
Well done!
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