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Jun 05, 2011 22:10


Since it's been over six months since I last updated, I'll try uploading my brand-new dark comedy fanfic here.

Title: Aizen's Fantastic Plan to Take Over the World
Rating: T for blood and death and swears and stuff
Summary: Step 1: escape from prison. Step 2: confuse everyone. Step 3: kill everyone. Step 4: smirk.
Series: Bleach
Genre: Comedy/ Satire/ ( Read more... )

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shalomdebbie June 6 2011, 15:52:03 UTC

That was delicious. And I say that after having had a bowl of real raspberry sherbert w/frozen mangos. I always love your narrative voice--it's extra funny because it's not REALLY Aizen--it's yours as well as Aizen's.... and this whole story is so damn clever. and yeah it's true, wtf is Kubo ever going to do about Aizen's ban kai except maybe write that he never achieved it bc otherwise he'd have to write THIS story. Haha, this was so good. Thanks for the entertainment.

Ichigo Kurosaki glances at her with heavy suspicioun.

I LOLed for real.

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adam_epp June 6 2011, 20:13:24 UTC
Aizen's Shikai as it is is too broken, so it's hard to fathom how Aizen would not go on a killing spree if he ever used a Bankai. Anyway, I just wanted to entertain with this fic, so it's nice to hear from you.

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anonymous June 6 2011, 16:27:30 UTC
EL-OH-EL, that was ridiculously funny. Thank you for that.

*not logged in since I'm at work*

Silvia (silverarmada here on LJ)

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adam_epp June 6 2011, 20:09:17 UTC
Ah, I don't care if you're logged in or not. Thanks for the comment.

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wicked_liz June 6 2011, 22:19:16 UTC
LMFAO!

Brilliantly done. Like seriously, I also expect Aizen to appear any chapter now. The last part makes me think he's going to appear like the Old Spice guy - and Bleach will suddenly become another Pirates of The Caribbean sequel.

The Urahara bit was truly hilarious, like I kept expecting the Spanish Inquisition or something, their 1-up-manship was win. Poor Yoruichi.

Chad with a baguette XD So sad. He's really rockin' the Mexican drug lord look.

Also that scene with Mayuri really made my yaoi fangirl happy, and you could probably rate it like that without changing anything.

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adam_epp June 7 2011, 00:14:36 UTC
Holy crap, you're not dead!

After I wrote the Mayuri bit, I thought it might have some unintentional undertones...and then I left it the way it was. It's what Aizen would've wanted, I think.

Thanks for the comment. Always nice to know you're still around somewhere.

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wicked_liz June 7 2011, 13:07:35 UTC
True psychopaths do prefer to be loved by everyone - makes for better manipulation.

It's sad that "you're not dead" is my version of hello, I really wish I'd stop dropping off the end of the earth at some point. Columbus was such a liar.

Clicked that "mirror moon" link and am surprised that you're a fan of that TYPE MOON stuff - did you like the Garden of Sinners movies?

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adam_epp June 7 2011, 19:49:45 UTC
It's sad that "you're not dead" is my version of hello,

That sounds like a good icon in the making.

I'm sort of love-hate towards Type-Moon. Fate/ Stay Night has a lot of the sword and sorcery fantasy stuff that I like, but I've never especially liked visual novels as a medium. The arbitrary sex scenes are as bad as they are unnecessary ("Let's have sex to boost our mana!"), but at least they're unintentionally hilarious.

I think I let hype get the best of me when I first heard about the Kara no Kyoukai movies, as I was somewhat disappointed by them. They have quite good animation/ music and atmosphere, yet the characters didn't quite do it for me at times. And the quality's a bit variable across the seven movies, as I really enjoyed a few (like the second and fifth) while watching the sixth in the series made me groan a lot.

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lilbrokendolly June 7 2011, 03:38:30 UTC
This made me LOL so hard I was crying, gasping, and generally causing a ruckus. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!

Your Aizen is hilarious!

My favorite part was when poor Ichigo (LOL, always "Ichigo Kurosaki") had all his friends twist in such special ways...the Chad one really took the cake ( or the baguette) for me.

Well done!

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adam_epp June 7 2011, 05:52:43 UTC
Hey, a new, random person! Cool. Your comment is much appreciated.

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adam_epp September 5 2011, 20:44:09 UTC
Thanks. I wish the real Bleach inspired me to write more stuff, personally.

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