I'm getting ready to film a new movie, it's called...
AdamxSandler: I'm Adam Sandler
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AdamxSandler: No
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AdamxSandler: I'm Adam Sandler and I said NO
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
AdamxSandler: Adam would be nice..
SmarterChild: I don't know if I can be nice.
AdamxSandler: I don't know if I can count to 10
SmarterChild: No?
AdamxSandler: maybe 9
SmarterChild: Maybe?
AdamxSandler: OKAY, 8
SmarterChild: OK. Fine.
AdamxSandler: Make me look like an ass
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AdamxSandler: YOU STARTED IT!
SmarterChild: What?
AdamxSandler: YOU
SmarterChild: Yea?
AdamxSandler: STARTED IT
SmarterChild: What?
AdamxSandler: You started this
SmarterChild: That right?
AdamxSandler: YES IT DAMN WELL IS
SmarterChild: 'Tis.
AdamxSandler: BECAUSE I SAID SO
SmarterChild: Because you said so?
AdamxSandler: And I'm Adam fucking Sandler
SmarterChild: Wow. I hope you don't speak to humans like that.
AdamxSandler: I speak to cats and dogs in a polite mannor
SmarterChild: I speak to cats and dogs in a polite mannor, you say?
AdamxSandler: I don't know if you do
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AdamxSandler: you're a little bitch
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
AdamxSandler: No
SmarterChild: Oh no? Whatever you say, AdamxSandler.
AdamxSandler: My name is ADAM
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Adam?
AdamxSandler: Adam!
AdamxSandler: Damn
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ADAM INC (NASDAQ NMS : ADAM)
Price Change Percent Volume
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SmarterChild: What's the prob, AdamxSandler?
AdamxSandler: I WILL KILL YOU
SmarterChild: Uh, that's not a very nice thing to say.
AdamxSandler: !
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
AdamxSandler: !+@)#()@)(@*%@#*@%*@*&$*(@#&*@#*&@#&!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
AdamxSandler: Decode that bitch
SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
AdamxSandler: You beg my what?
SmarterChild: Are you sure I beg your?
AdamxSandler: I don't know
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AdamxSandler: No
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
AdamxSandler: 3 21
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AdamxSandler: What the hell is bothering me
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