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[adamalski]

Jack Bauer once went into a bar, and asked for a 'Jack Bauer'. He received three shots of Jack Daniel's, a shot of kerosene and four shots of tequila mixed. When seeing this, another man approached the bar and asked for a Jack Bauer. He got a 9mm round to the face.

Comments

[jah2626]

What did the hand say to the face?!?!?! SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[archaicpatriot]

When Jack Bauer walked into a bar, Chuck Norris did not give up his seat for him.

It was Jack Bauer's favorite seat.

And your icon rocks, Jah.