Don't be silly!: Adamanta Chubb Took

[adamantachubb]

Of course I'm proud to be a hobbit, dears! Without our little down-home ways we'd all be living in Sauronville, now wouldn't we? Mercy me, what a question.

Comments

[darklordsauron]

"Sauronville" has a nice ring to it. Just think: instead of Buckland or Bywater or one of those silly names--Sauronville.

[adamantachubb]

Well, dear, it does have a Ring to it, I'm sure; I just can't say whether it's a nice Ring. Oh, what lovely flowers you're wearing! Don't you look sweet!

Re:

[darklordsauron]

'Sweet?' I think the words you are searching for are 'terrifyingly evil.'

[adamantachubb]

Aha! Oh my! Aren't you cute! You must be from Stock or Bree, aren't you, dear?

And yes, those are terrifyingly evil daisies. Ahaha!

Is one of your eyes red? Like a flaming eyeball, mercy me! Contacts?

[celbrandybuck]

Hi Great Grandmum! Who was that man you were talking to? *amused* He looked like a Goth, or someone who couldn't decide if he was a punk or a hippy.

[adamantachubb]

Oh, that was just the Betrayer and Shadow of Despair, the Dark Lord Sauron, dear. We were having a nice chat about geography. *smiles pleasantly, sips her tea*

[celbrandybuck]

Ah.