i am just so excited about this year's valentine's day! this year i won't have to dress all in black and mourn the lack of a love life or the corporate capitalization of pink, red, and cheesy heart smothered valentines. i sigh heavily as i lay in bed with my plans for the big day cemented into place ( Read more... )

i am le merde. THE shit. i love my new fancy pants do up. that is, brand new profile layout!

a la strong bad: CHECK ME OUT! (no, really. check me out.)

STOP NAMING YOUR BABIES MCKENZIE!!!

"are your kids in mortal danger? tonight at eleven ( Read more... )

1. peanut butter and jelly sandwiches ( Read more... )

er, i died. but god was it GOOD.

i just spent the last half hour reading through my old live journal entries, and this is the best form of self expression i have found to date. i have a bookshelf cluttered with old diaries, but i notice that i never get more than a few pages into one before i abandon it for other distractions. some day when im either famous or committed, maybe ( Read more... )

i wish i could say i saw the worst fucking movie of my life on saturday and leave it at that. "Hostel" was the worst movie i have ever seen, and damn, have i seen alot. but to leave it at that, without going into the depth of this movie's baseness, would be a crime, much like having made this movie should be. i'll start with the classic horror ( Read more... )

How McKenzie should improve for 2006:


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The Keys to Your Heart
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