<:3_)- (There is no squiggle key on this computer? What the fuck!)columbus_sucksJanuary 23 2005, 17:11:29 UTC
Dear Adam Chicago,
You may have gotten mugged, but goddammit you sure have some street "cred". You're a blue collar working man, enough said. Booty Dance? $1009? Okay, maybe you're not blue collar.. maybe you're a drug dealer. Whatever gets the hay into the barn. I really am jealous. Really homeless? That is true because your home is in Buffalo!!! What do you deliver? Honestly, Jay-z used to be cool before he started living in Beyonce's shadow. 50-cent.. ? There was never any hope for him. Hate.. maybe greatly dislike. Eh, a little it really does. New York City?! I will mail you a quality Buffalo ice scraper once you find a home and have an address. The snow here is out of hand! Go to bed you nightowl!!!
Combined last two lines:
My boyfriend, Dave, and I really want to move to New York City. If you can stay homeless for a few more months, I think we should all just get an apartment together and shitty jobs and eat Ramen and drink coffee and do nothing more or nothing less.
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You may have gotten mugged, but goddammit you sure have some street "cred".
You're a blue collar working man, enough said.
Booty Dance? $1009? Okay, maybe you're not blue collar.. maybe you're a drug dealer. Whatever gets the hay into the barn.
I really am jealous.
Really homeless? That is true because your home is in Buffalo!!!
What do you deliver?
Honestly, Jay-z used to be cool before he started living in Beyonce's shadow.
50-cent.. ? There was never any hope for him.
Hate.. maybe greatly dislike.
Eh, a little it really does.
New York City?! I will mail you a quality Buffalo ice scraper once you find a home and have an address.
The snow here is out of hand!
Go to bed you nightowl!!!
Combined last two lines:
My boyfriend, Dave, and I really want to move to New York City. If you can stay homeless for a few more months, I think we should all just get an apartment together and shitty jobs and eat Ramen and drink coffee and do nothing more or nothing less.
<3 I miss you.
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and i wanna know why i have to scrape the ice off the inside of all my windows...
<3 matt
p.s. never get mugged again...unless its a mug filled with hot chocolate
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WTF, mate?
i am glad you made it out alive. too bad you didn't have your dethray with you...
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