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1. What is your name: Lori
2. Do you feel like your name fits you? Eh. I guess. It’s an odd name.
3. Do you have an alter ego? nope
4. Where were you born? New York
5. Where do you live? Lake Worth, FL
6. Do you like to travel? yes
7. What is your birthday? July 11, 1986
8. Do you have siblings? yes
9. Do you have pets? nooooooo
10. Which was the happiest year of your life? Eh. Not sure
11. How old do you wish you were? 18 is old enough, not in a hurry to get old
12. A movie is being made about your life, who would play you? Lindsay Lohan
14. What would you like to be famous for? I want to be famous by association….like being married to or dating or working for someone famous
15. Is it better to be famous or infamous? famous
16. You’re going to die a natural death. What is the cause? Something quick and painless
17. You’re going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause? Car accident. Duh.
18. How long do you plan on living? For as long as I can
19. What was the last song you got stuck in your head? Cigarette- Graham Colton band (thanky, Amanda!)
20. Sing any commercial jingle: “Put the lime in the coke, you nut, and drink ‘em both together…”
21. What is your favorite element on the periodic table? The diatomic ones…Bromine, Iodine, Nitrogen, Chlorine, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine…haha, how nerdy of me…
22. Sunrise or sunset? sunset
23. Introvert or extrovert? extrovert
24. Creation or evolution? Ah. I don’t feel like starting an el jay debate with this one…
25. Action or reaction? action
26. Unity or individuality? individuality
27. Hugs or drugs? hugs
28. Animal, vegetable, or mineral? Animal? lol, dumb question
29. Popsicle, creamcicle, or fudgecicle? Popsicle…the red ones
30. Fight or flight? flight
31. Who is your favorite historical figure? Jackie O.
32. Which historical figure could we have done without? Hitler
33. What happened in the last dream you remember? Haha, don’t remember, but I’m sure you can ask around, since I seem to tell everyone..
34. Do nice guys really finish last? It always seems that way, doesn’t it?
35. What are your favorite boys’ names? DREW
36. What are your favorite girls’ names? Alexis
37. Open or closed? open
38. White bread or wheat bread? white
39. Is it better to burn out than to fade away? No, fade away
40. You put a quarter into a toy machine. What do you get? A cheap sparkley ring
41.What do you want to be when you grow up? HAPPY
42. What were your favorite childhood toys? My dollhouses and my barbies
43. What was your first pet? We had three fish…Winken, Blinken and Nod….
44. What annoys you? bickering
45. What is your favorite action caption from the old Batman TV show? Who?
46. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? 3. Duh.
47. The glass... half empty or half full? Mmmm no
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON
48. Tightie whities? Make me giggley
49. Mc Donald’s Happy Meals? Hot shit, I still eat them!
50. Reality shows? Don’t remember life without them…
51. Gummi bears or gummi worms? bears
52. Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive? Bleh. Neither.
53. Paper or plastic? both
54. What position do you sleep in? on my side facing the wall, burried under my blankets
55. Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed? Psh, well in a TWIN it’s hard to say, but at school I guess on the left…
56. Sweet or sour? sour
57. What was your favorite after school special? Oprah. And TRL
58. What is your favorite word? Psh. And Weeeeeee!
59. Beach or mountains? beach!
60. Mounds or almond joy? Ew, neither one
61. Do YOU feel like a nut? Psh no
62. To give or to receive? receive
63. Chocolate or caramel? both, Rolos = chocolate with caramel in the middle! Plbt!
64. Do you have any nicknames? Lolo
65. What does your name mean? crown of laurel leaves…aka NOTHING
66. Have you ever fainted? nope
67. Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher? Eh no
68. What was the last thing you ate? The rest of my sandwich from dinner
69. Do you have any bad habits? Playing with my hair, it’s really bad
70. What was your most happy memory? The Memorial Day (Or was it Labor Day?) that we had the BBQ at the pool and my dad SAWED the lock off the gateon the side…and we saw the Amazon Lady and we went swimming all day and then went back to Amanda’s for dinner…And past few Fourth of Julys were fun…Psh, most of my holiday memories are pretty good…But I have a lot of other goood memories too…
71. What was your most unhappy memory? All the bad ones
72. If you could visit any time period, what would it be? Back to the 90’s, when life was good
73. What would Jesus do? Talk shit about others…? lol I don’t know
74. Make up a word and define it: I’m not feeling original so I’ll borrow “forgeous” from Jenn…FORGEOUS = Fcuking Gorgeous
75. Favorite Kool-Aid flavor? none
76. Favorite pick-up line? “You look really familiar…Have we met before?” To which one replies “…Yeah, in your dreams…”
77. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll? Not I, said the duck…
78. What did you like to make believe as a child? Haha, that we were mermaids in the pool
79. Did you have an imaginary friend? nope
80. Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion? Yeah, a mansion…castles are too medieval
81. Re-arrange some of the letters in your first, middle, and last name to make a word: Lori Beth Weisberg = gibberish owl tree (www.wordplays.com)
82. Do it fast or do it right? Do it right, damnit!
83. What was the last book you read? Shady Palms 3
84. Have you ever had surgery? Not yet
85. Random fact about you: I feel naked when I don’t wear a belt
86. What is the first thing you wash in the shower? my hair
87. What is your favorite cereal? Special K
88. If you could learn any foreign language, what would it be? Italian, because I already know French
89. If you had the choice to live forever, would you? no
90. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you? No. I like being a girl
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
91. Fate? yes
92. Ghosts? no
93. Big Foot? no
94. Karma? sometimes
95. What was the best compliment ever given to you by a non-family member? All compliments are good, no?
96. What is the worst trend of the present time? The visable thong (like, wearing it ABOVE your pants), and the return of Tevas, Clarks, and Birkenstocks…
97. What is your weakness? Nice guys
98. Have you ever hallucinated? no
99. Have you ever peed in public? Ew no
100. Can you cook? Haha not really
101. Do you believe there is a meaning to life? Yeah- enjoy it while it lasts…
102. Step into your cave. There you will find your power animal. What kind of animal is it? a fluffy bichon frise puppy with pink sparkley toenails… (I’ve thought about this before…)
103. What does your power animal say to you? "Hey, put me in your purse and let’s go shopping!”