AU: February - If you could have any superower, what would you want?

Jan 26, 2008 03:38

If I could have a superpower... good question. You know, considering who I spend my time with for the most part (Charlie excluded), I kind of need one of those don't you think? I mean, it's only fair. Jake has his wolf thing Edward had his dumb vampire and reading minds thing, Alice has her visions, Jasper with his "I can make you feel happy all the time if I want to" thing, and who knows what else all of them have.

I'm not really sure what I'd want if I could have a superpower, but it would be something good. Something that beats the hell out of being a werewolf, that's for sure. Not that I have anything against wolves because obviously, I don't. I mean, I kind of have this thing where I fell in love with one but well.

Maybe I could fly or become invisible or something. Eh, but those are so overdone. I once thought that a certain person was like Peter Parker or Bruce Wayne or one of those other guys but I wouldn't really want web coming out from my wrists all the time. Not to mention, Batman wasn't really a superhero. He just had all his cool toys.

Anyway, my superpower.

Still not really sure what I'd want, but we can skip over the flying thing and becoming invisible. And let's face it, with my track record I'd be the worst superhero ever. I'd probably kill the person I was trying to save instead of ... actually saving them. On accident, of course. That's my life story. Thanks, Charlie for that fine dominant gene I inherited.

Actually, I think I'd just take not nearly killing myself or attracting Satan at every turn. My own personal Bella Swan superpower. I'd laugh in the face of danger, not just attract it all the time. That's pretty dumb, though, isn't it?
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