While on the phone....
With Maribeth, a.k.a
MY NIGGER HOMEGIRL
My mom walked in the room, and a sudden change of mood came over me.
I was like....... Dr. Jekyll turning into Mr. Hyde.
I cracked up jokes that were VERY SURE to get me beats.
While mom is behind me, watching tv, I say to Maribeth.
A.G - "Did I tell you about my pregnant friend??"
M.S - "Yea"
A.G - "I'm the father."
*Matibeth and I crack up like no tomorrow*
A.G - "I'm just kidding. I'm not the father..."
*Maribeth starting to cool down from laughing...*
A.G - "I'm just the donor."
HAHAHAHA yeaaaa, to all you readers, it was a
'you had to be there moment'.
Incase you didn't pick up on the reaction that
came after that last quote... it was another upbeat of
roaring laughter from nigger homeboy and nigger homegirl =)
---------10 minutes later on----------------
M.S - *sigh*
A.G - *sigh*
A.G - "I'm depressed :(..."
M.S - *laughs hard again*
A.G - *laughing along* "What's so funny about that??"
M.S - *still cracking up*
A.G - "This is a serious matter, you shouldn't be laughing"
M.S - *continues laughing*
A.G - "...My hair is short. That's why I'm depressed."
M.S - Actually, I think her laugh faded and she thought wtf??
A.G - "I'm just kidding, not my hair, my pubes"
M.S - *cracks up*
A.G - "OOPS!!Did I say that out loud??" *giggle*
A.G - "Just kidding mom, nothing on my body is short"
*Maribeth and I crack up more and more and more*
Then I had to go. It's all good, we'll talk later on today if I wake up haha.
Maribeth told me, which I then told my mom,
"You're such a fag hahaha, I feel sorry for your mom"
She also told me "If you were my child, you'd get beats right now"
And then I thought back to the conversational joke we had waaay back
when Kristine and I were still friends.. and it was like this.
"When Nik, and I get married, you can be our adopted child."
Thank God I'm not going to be..... I mean, I don't wanna get beats for being me.
Oh and... it sucks to take orders from your 'mom' and 'dad' who are a year younger
than you... like HOLY CHILD-MOLY-STER!!!
Other jokes of the nigger homies;;
"Skyflakes and sunogs!!"/ "hilaw and sunog and ferpect"
"the ugliest cow in the world: e cow [ikaw]"
To Ricardo Alinadis Ostapapaluu Jr.;;
DUUUUUDE!! I'LL PUNCH YOU IF YOU PUT THOSE SONGS ON A CD!!!!
I'LL POP IT OUT OF YOUR CD CHANGER AND PULL OUT KEYS SCRATCH IT UP!!!
AND THEEEN!!! THROW IT OUT OF THE WINDOW AND THEN PUNCH YOU AGAIN!!!
SERIOUSLY DUDE... You know I'm here for you. There was two. Now there's one.
Stay strong man. You know I'm down and around, for when times get hard
and things go down. FAGG just smile, f'real don't frown.... or else.
I'LL SACK YOU WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!!!
Edit No.1@5:27am
HAHAHA was watching videos by Wassabi Productions again..
Andrea... Doesn't Roi remind you of Benjamin from Bonnie's??
And no... no Andrea.. no, not at all. Alex looks NOTHING
like Robby.... NOTHING AT ALL!!!
In a VERY straight mannered compliment.
Alex Omat is a SEXY BEAST!! compared to Robby =|
actually... to be honest, Robby looks like Dral hahaha
The Robby Dude.
Andrea!! OMG haha the Guy with the hat reminded me of Abby.
LMAO Alex, the same guy in the video above remind me of Iggy this time.
And I just had to throw this one in, the dude in the 2 videos above
turned out to be flip, and the way he acts reminds me of how I used to act LMAO.
Edit No.1@10:30am
OMG... I'm sooooo sorry Alex, but I really can picture this being you in 10-15 years time.
He has your nose, skintone, hairstyle, if you grew your facial hair.....
And you're facial expression hahahahahahaha. I KEEEEED BITACH!!!!!
Anywhoo, I don't remember where I found the picture, I used paint to edit it though.
The actual site really is www.americanapparel.com and the pic really said "Meet Spencer."
MY FUCKING CELLIE!!!!
It's been 13 fucking days and ALREADY, my phone has had 2 problems.
One, the rubber peice that covers the charger input slot thingy,
came off, 2-3 days AFTER I got the phone. Second, it just randomly
stopped ringing and vibrating Sat. night/Sunday. That's right.
I missed calls from Maribeth and Ateh, and I even thought, I missed
Alex's call, which I was supposed to recieve Sat. night/Sun Morning[12am-3am]
but didn't because he used up all his energy talking to Lyle -.- lol
anyways.. I was looking into getting a new phone,
[13 days after getting my new cell]
My Old *NEW* Cellie;;
My NEW *NEW* Cellie;;
The w300i. It`s not as great as w810i or w900i. But it's better than the PEBL.
Though the cameras are the same crappy quality, it's mp3 and everything.
So this'll be my temp phone... when I get the cash flowin.. I'm aiming for a new phone.
Unless something better than these come out by the time that money river flows.
So here are the phones that I find top best right now.
w900i [my first love@first sight, due to Mark];;
This phone is SOOOO HOT!!! It's seeexy in black, but PIMPIN FRESH in white
but the site doesn't have white anymore =(
w810i [my second love@first sight, due to Alex];;
This phone is HAWT TOO!!! I really liked it because when I first saw Alex's,
you know... I had to admit it was pretty small, but that's why I like it,
it's compact. And it's only siick in black, this phone in white isn't so pimpin.
But now, if I DO get this... it'll be EXACTLY like Alex's.
And he'll call me a fucking biter -.- well he can bite my nutsack.
Alot of people have his phone, cause it's out now, w900i is STILL
an exclusive shizzle bizzle on the dime hizzle!!!!
MY NIGGER HOMEGIRL
My mom walked in the room, and a sudden change of mood came over me.
I was like....... Dr. Jekyll turning into Mr. Hyde.
I cracked up jokes that were VERY SURE to get me beats.
While mom is behind me, watching tv, I say to Maribeth.
A.G - "Did I tell you about my pregnant friend??"
M.S - "Yea"
A.G - "I'm the father."
*Matibeth and I crack up like no tomorrow*
A.G - "I'm just kidding. I'm not the father..."
*Maribeth starting to cool down from laughing...*
A.G - "I'm just the donor."
HAHAHAHA yeaaaa, to all you readers, it was a
'you had to be there moment'.
Incase you didn't pick up on the reaction that
came after that last quote... it was another upbeat of
roaring laughter from nigger homeboy and nigger homegirl =)
---------10 minutes later on----------------
M.S - *sigh*
A.G - *sigh*
A.G - "I'm depressed :(..."
M.S - *laughs hard again*
A.G - *laughing along* "What's so funny about that??"
M.S - *still cracking up*
A.G - "This is a serious matter, you shouldn't be laughing"
M.S - *continues laughing*
A.G - "...My hair is short. That's why I'm depressed."
M.S - Actually, I think her laugh faded and she thought wtf??
A.G - "I'm just kidding, not my hair, my pubes"
M.S - *cracks up*
A.G - "OOPS!!Did I say that out loud??" *giggle*
A.G - "Just kidding mom, nothing on my body is short"
*Maribeth and I crack up more and more and more*
Then I had to go. It's all good, we'll talk later on today if I wake up haha.
Maribeth told me, which I then told my mom,
"You're such a fag hahaha, I feel sorry for your mom"
She also told me "If you were my child, you'd get beats right now"
And then I thought back to the conversational joke we had waaay back
when Kristine and I were still friends.. and it was like this.
"When Nik, and I get married, you can be our adopted child."
Thank God I'm not going to be..... I mean, I don't wanna get beats for being me.
Oh and... it sucks to take orders from your 'mom' and 'dad' who are a year younger
than you... like HOLY CHILD-MOLY-STER!!!
Other jokes of the nigger homies;;
"Skyflakes and sunogs!!"/ "hilaw and sunog and ferpect"
"the ugliest cow in the world: e cow [ikaw]"
To Ricardo Alinadis Ostapapaluu Jr.;;
DUUUUUDE!! I'LL PUNCH YOU IF YOU PUT THOSE SONGS ON A CD!!!!
I'LL POP IT OUT OF YOUR CD CHANGER AND PULL OUT KEYS SCRATCH IT UP!!!
AND THEEEN!!! THROW IT OUT OF THE WINDOW AND THEN PUNCH YOU AGAIN!!!
SERIOUSLY DUDE... You know I'm here for you. There was two. Now there's one.
Stay strong man. You know I'm down and around, for when times get hard
and things go down. FAGG just smile, f'real don't frown.... or else.
I'LL SACK YOU WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!!!
Edit No.1@5:27am
HAHAHA was watching videos by Wassabi Productions again..
Andrea... Doesn't Roi remind you of Benjamin from Bonnie's??
And no... no Andrea.. no, not at all. Alex looks NOTHING
like Robby.... NOTHING AT ALL!!!
In a VERY straight mannered compliment.
Alex Omat is a SEXY BEAST!! compared to Robby =|
actually... to be honest, Robby looks like Dral hahaha
The Robby Dude.
Andrea!! OMG haha the Guy with the hat reminded me of Abby.
LMAO Alex, the same guy in the video above remind me of Iggy this time.
And I just had to throw this one in, the dude in the 2 videos above
turned out to be flip, and the way he acts reminds me of how I used to act LMAO.
Edit No.1@10:30am
OMG... I'm sooooo sorry Alex, but I really can picture this being you in 10-15 years time.
He has your nose, skintone, hairstyle, if you grew your facial hair.....
And you're facial expression hahahahahahaha. I KEEEEED BITACH!!!!!
Anywhoo, I don't remember where I found the picture, I used paint to edit it though.
The actual site really is www.americanapparel.com and the pic really said "Meet Spencer."
MY FUCKING CELLIE!!!!
It's been 13 fucking days and ALREADY, my phone has had 2 problems.
One, the rubber peice that covers the charger input slot thingy,
came off, 2-3 days AFTER I got the phone. Second, it just randomly
stopped ringing and vibrating Sat. night/Sunday. That's right.
I missed calls from Maribeth and Ateh, and I even thought, I missed
Alex's call, which I was supposed to recieve Sat. night/Sun Morning[12am-3am]
but didn't because he used up all his energy talking to Lyle -.- lol
anyways.. I was looking into getting a new phone,
[13 days after getting my new cell]
My Old *NEW* Cellie;;
My NEW *NEW* Cellie;;
The w300i. It`s not as great as w810i or w900i. But it's better than the PEBL.
Though the cameras are the same crappy quality, it's mp3 and everything.
So this'll be my temp phone... when I get the cash flowin.. I'm aiming for a new phone.
Unless something better than these come out by the time that money river flows.
So here are the phones that I find top best right now.
w900i [my first love@first sight, due to Mark];;
This phone is SOOOO HOT!!! It's seeexy in black, but PIMPIN FRESH in white
but the site doesn't have white anymore =(
w810i [my second love@first sight, due to Alex];;
This phone is HAWT TOO!!! I really liked it because when I first saw Alex's,
you know... I had to admit it was pretty small, but that's why I like it,
it's compact. And it's only siick in black, this phone in white isn't so pimpin.
But now, if I DO get this... it'll be EXACTLY like Alex's.
And he'll call me a fucking biter -.- well he can bite my nutsack.
Alot of people have his phone, cause it's out now, w900i is STILL
an exclusive shizzle bizzle on the dime hizzle!!!!