Oh, sweetie, I thought our gin-and-peyote fueled Master Piece was indeed gone with the wind--or Joe Esterhaus. (Yes, the vindictive fucker did burn my only manuscript during a "bitches suck" man-festival held in his backyard with Robert Bly, Joseph Campbell, Camille Paglia, and Sean Connery. Never should have confessed that I came up with Showgirls just to get close to Gina Gershon, who I knew would be all over the part of Cristal--and hence, moi--like lint on a cheap skirt.)
And don't get me started on Cherry Jones. You know her brilliant, scene-stealing turn as a state trooper in Signs was based on me. She even took my uniform!
AND...Grant Aleksander is no longer on Guiding Light!
We are so very pleased you enjoyed what would become, looking back, the start of our drinking problem. You know how theholyinnocent is, always with the wine and with the Stoli and write, sweetie, write, write like the wind! This thing needs more Gay! What would Carol Channing do? Write it, no..no let me, I shall cast her as Paolo's guardian angel! Move, sweetie, give me the Wellington!. And on and on, like that. You can sort of understand how she fell off the wagon and landed in rehab after that. The poor dear. I was lucky to have had You Know Who (Cherry Jones) to catch me when I fell...
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And don't get me started on Cherry Jones. You know her brilliant, scene-stealing turn as a state trooper in Signs was based on me. She even took my uniform!
AND...Grant Aleksander is no longer on Guiding Light!
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Save Charo, Save The World!
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So yes, thank you from the both of us. ;)
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