Due to a recent binge of Martha Stewart-esque crafting, I have decided to open up shop on etsy.com. For those of you who haven't heard of it, it's a site where one can buy and sell original hand made crafts of every variety. I've already created my shop, but have a bit of research to do before I begin selling things. To start with I'll be selling ( Read more... )

 This is a direct quote from The Teen Study Bible (New International Version):

"When people who aren't married to each other have sex, it's sort of like putting a pet into the microwave."

Wow. Just wow.

. . . it's the middle of June, and I have the flu >.< 

I really hate today. Like a lot.

So I've been neglecting myspace a lot lately. It lost it's thrill long ago.  But this evening I was sitting down to a nice game of Diablo II with Sean. Unfortunately he was screwing around on youtube. So, miffed, I decided to check my email and all the random other accounts and internet detritus I have floating about. This, of course, included ( Read more... )

Why is it that everything I enjoy invariably ends up being made of fail?

When you guys go to see Ironman (because you all should) be sure to stay through the closing credits. You'll thank me later. 

On the giant screen! Thursday 11:59pm @ Hacienda Crossing. Fucking be there. 

Allow me to preface my tale with a bit of background info. My parents, as some of you may know, live in rural Oklahoma. My father works graveyards, and in his spare time he likes to drink. A lot. And when he drinks he tends to get bored, which is when he likes to call me. Yes my father drunk dials me. Often. This leads me to the events of this ( Read more... )

Work is admittedly stressful right now, but that really isn't the issue. I work my 8 hours a day and leave that crap there. It's everything else that I have stacked up in what little free time I have right now. Looking at my calendar today I realized that I'm completely booked every weekend for the next month at least, not to mention moving twice. ( Read more... )