I'MA CRY [jongkey is freaking REAL]
I'MA CRY, GUYS. I'M SERIOUSLY GOING TO CRY. ;_____;
So I read this thing on the JongKey community about Chinese facial analysis and crossing it over with animal signs an such. Basta. They did that to SHINee.
Of course this post wouldn't be complete without me ranting/quoting some Broadway. So...
These are a few of my favorite things!
1. Key is a freaking GIRL.
If you've read the post or not, you know as well as I do that KIM KIBUM IS NOT DESTINED TO BE MALE. I GUESS THE CELLS MADE A MISTAKE AND GAVE HIM A DICK OR WHAT NOT. You heard me. That Chinese professor person said that Key isn't meant to be male or something like that, even when he looked at different pictures of him. Apparently, he's the Queen Type. Very manipulative-- and Kibum likes it so does Jjong.
EVEN THAT PROFESSOR KNEW THAT HE LIKED PINK. HUH. KIBUMMIE, YOU ARE TOO ADORBS. <333
2. Taemin and Onew have sexual desire written across their faces and Minho wasted ALL of his passion on sports.
The two most innocent people in SHINee have sexual desire. Not for each other, but just generally and there's no way of knowing what they will become when you tap into their inner sex beasts. Wow. Seriously? Maknae and Dubu leader? They're so innocent. ;__; I've been told to never trust the innocent.
And about our dear Choi Minho. Wow. Just, WOW. Apparently, there is NO sexual desire/passion in his reading. He wasted all of it on sports. This is pretty funny yet sad. XD Minho-ah, Taeminnie wants some action. D:<
3. JongKey is the most compatible.
So, the professor said that naturally, Key should be with someone taller-- BUT Jonghyun's energy makes up for the lack of height. This was totally LOL. XD They both have good fortunes and such. And if they were to get married, Jonghyun would be the breadwinner and Key the housewife. How sweet. <3
KEY OPPA, PLEASE MARRY JJONG. ;___;
JJONG, ASDFGHJKL; YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME KIBUMMIE. D:<
GOANDGETSOME. /foams at the mouth