WELL THEN IT MUST TASTE LIKE CRAP!

SERIOUSFUCKINGLY!

There is a local shop that is very proud of their new "American Drinks"
So much so that they have many crappy hand writen signs advertising them!
So I figured, aww no one's buying them, I'll buy some cherry coke.

Oh

My

GOD!

HORRIBLE!

It did get somewhat less horrible around the middle of the can.
At least ( Read more... )

(while we were discussing the sex on legs that is David Tennant)
Tram: Oh yeah my grandpa has a scottish acent, so it doesn't do much for me.
            Which is good because otherwise it would be like, *mimes phone*  hi grandpa I- *errotic groan*

Well today we had some more *mumblegroan*

He blamed it on the shows I watch.

“Where they always have a smartarse answer".

What is this new fandangled young-people-standing-up-for-themselves?!?!
How dare she make sense!
She can't possibly do that by herself!
She gets it from those shows she watches.

Yeah dad and they made me slay vampires in ( Read more... )

There's evidence that playing Tetris after a traumatic event helps reduce PTSD

Although i wonder how they test that...

Scientist: *kills a puppy*

Subject: GAH! *plays Tetris*

[five hours later]

Scientist: So how do you feel about the loss of your puppy? On scale of-
Subject: Kayquitenow. I'm almost at level ten.

I spent the day with mum today and she bought me a 24 pack of V!
(Sounds fantastic I know but I'm only allowed to have one on weekdays and I have to pay her)

We also went to Flower Power with my aunt.
Odd I know but after a certain fiasco last night mum thought I would be best if I stayed out of the house.

In the interest of not submitting ( Read more... )

... I said to Dee in reference to the large man walking on the other side of the road which she pointed and said "Hey, there's your dad!"
Cue old-blue-collared-shirt-wearing-man-in-a-disabled-person's-scooter-thing's friendly smile falling as he scootered past us.
A few minutes later he scootered his way past again and tried to make some sort of ( Read more... )

I FOUND ANOTHER ONE!!!
A ...
CAPTAIN
JACK
COAT!!!

I've found one before but they sold out before I had a chance to buy one...

It coats £35 which equates to about $75...
... I think.
Correct me if I'm wrong anyone who has knowledge of conversion rates.

I'm pretty much broke so I'm hoping to get it for my birthday at least.

Mind you dad did just buy my ( Read more... )

(The title is a Tram quote in referance to Witness)

VICTORY!
I discovered why my other post would not post!

Well I keep getting emails from the other production I quit...
I must now perminatly be on his mailing list...
Just like the online whores on bebo...

Reading though it I'm kinda more glad I dropped out...

"Some of you need to watch your "Aussie ( Read more... )

I've been texting Redsing...
I hate the uncomfortable small talk when you're getting to know someone!!!
So very much!
AND it's worse when there's the extra element of crappy testing the water flirting.
Most of my potential relationships don't make it past the this stage as the commitment-phobic in me goes:
"Ohmygod he likes me Imma I don't want ( Read more... )

It's not letting me post... *is sad*
This is a test.