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[addedtoyourdebt]

[Filtered from Haruhi]

MEMO

TO: Citizens of Memento Edenland
FROM: Your Queen
DATE: 15 December
RE: Roses, Save the Date

An unfortunate clerical error has come to my attention.

Comments

[thelostseraph]

. . . And you are certain you have not been possessed, Kyouya?

[addedtoyourdebt]

My, are we on such familiar terms? I would think Your Majesty would perhaps be more appropriate.

[thelostseraph]

Your Ma --

. . . What is this? An amplification of one's worst personality traits? Thank the gods I was spared.

[addedtoyourdebt]

Worst of one's personality traits? Whatever could you mean?

[fangirlizm]

It is as you wish, my Queen. ♥ I will be sure to attend the White Elephant gift exchange, especially if you will be there~. ♥

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[addedtoyourdebt]

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[addedtoyourdebt]

Duchess. I'm glad to hear you say so!

Ah, and don't forget the 12 gold pieces gift limit. Spending too much would certainly go against the spirit of the occasion.

[no_good_tsuna]

BOTH Kyouya's are crossdressing?!!

What exactly is the White Elephant gift exchange?

[addedtoyourdebt]

I'm glad you asked. It's a tradition in which everyone brings an unwanted gift, and trades with others. It's both in the holiday spirit and frequently quite humorous as well.

It's also entirely idiotic, but the morale among the workers must be pandered to, sadly enough.

[no_good_tsuna]

Oh. That sounds sort of fun. [reads over the announcement again]

Hey, what's this about cutting back on food? Am I considered a peasant?

[addedtoyourdebt]

Unfortunately, I'm unable to determine how the specific budget cuts will impact each individual. For further information, I'm afraid you'll need to contact your nearest royal representative.

But I wouldn't worry; all cuts are for the overall good of the kingdom.

[bamf_with_wings]

Queen, huh? Now that's a new development.

[addedtoyourdebt]

Is it?

While it's true I recently took over after the passing of the previous queen, I'm afraid that event was still certainly not recent enough to be considered a new development.

[frenchaffair]

MY QUEEN! MY QUEEN! YOUR EVER-LOYAL SERVANT HAS ARRIVED!

And on-time, too~ Thank goodness.