its my bday today. if i were jesus, it would be christmas.

birthday manana. yes i dont have accent mards on my computer. if you didnt get it its pronounced like manyana. meaning tommorow. tommorow is my bday.

yesterday, at pat and oscar's, i went into the bathroom to relieve myself of course. annndd i realized that the stalls were soooo freaking TINY. i was in there and i was like, what do i do? so then i thought, what the heck, ill just make this fun. so i found amusement in trying to pee and not touch one of the sides of the stall at the same time. ( Read more... )

OMG. i am in such a crisis right now. this little girl from my old school who used to stalk me is repeatedly ringing my doorbell. im home alone. i REALLLYY dont want to answer it because she is evil and is going to want to play dolls with me or something. i closed all the blinds in my room becuase if she sees me then im screwed. i am afraid that ( Read more... )

ashlee simpson.....
wants to LALA with a hippo on the floor
she'll be a french toast
with the sourup you will pour
shes like an alley mat
step all over her in the alley
she makes me wanna....she makes me wanna
SCREAAAMMM.(and possible stab her)

no. im trying to do homework. i really am. but its just kind of impossible when the freaking doggie in the window song is repeating through your head like a freaking STUCK TAPE RECORDER!!!!!!!!!! i swear, i cant live like this.

Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band

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Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:led zeppelinAre you male or female:tangerineDescribe yourself:Dazed and ConfusedHow do some people feel about you:Fool in the RainHow do you feel about yourself:Good Times ( Read more... )

my toes are tingling for no reason ( Read more... )

uuuughhhh. i couldve just decided to go to bed on an empty stomach and eat in the morning. but noooooo. i just had to go in the kitchen and make some toast and tea. and i just HAAAAAAADD to be still hungry which made me go in the pantry again spending 5 minutes just standing in there, staring into space for no reason what so ever, until i would ( Read more... )

Which Sublime song are you?
Caress Me Down
Te gusta reggae, y te gusta punk rock. Oh and what's that other thing you like...oh yeah-sex. You're hornier than Ron Jeremy. Uuh, and that's the lovin' sound.

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