i know its not going to happen.
but anyone want to maybe ride some?
bikes that is.
you sick fuck.
eh?
eh?

So Im Going To Try And Have A Garage Sale Today.
If Anyone Wants To Stop By, You're More Than Welcome To.

512 Ohio Ave.
GH, 49417

EDIT:
When I Say Today.
I Mean This Week Saturday.
Sorry.

I Just Got Into A Car Accident.
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So I Got My Hair Cut.

Like Any Of You Douche Bags Care.

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I Have A Third Eye.

It Hurts A Lot.

Ouch.

i loved the time when my mom found a can of Spotted Dick in one of the aisles at Meijers.

she laughed for years.

almost died.

no joke.

My Nose Runs When I Take A Shit.

gave birth to a black baby the other day

named it Hemorroid.