Yes, I'm still alive - just vastly prefer hipster Tumblr these days.

[addienfaemne]

Rearrange these in the order in which they've happened in your life.

Things that have happened:

Get a cell phone (2001)
Get drunk for the first time (2002, drinking caipirinhas at 15 with my aunt Susan in Rio de Janeiro.) 
Graduate high school (2004)
Start college (2004)
Graduate college (2008)
Meet who you hoped was your significant other but wasn’t (

Comments

[madcaptenor]

I don't feel like putting things in order here, but the list of things I've done would have the same things in a slightly different order I think. Also, "get divorced" is a milestone now? Like it's Something That's Supposed To Happen To Everyone?