So you know that whole year I spent not sleeping or taking care of myself? It caught up with me, I believe. That and the day I spent walking in freezing rain without an umbrella ( Read more... )

"Three little ducks walked out one day, over the hills and far away. One little duck went quack quack quack ( Read more... )

So, I'm sitting in the Tribeca Film Festival, and as Paul Soter of Broken Lizard's new film, "Watching the Detectives," comes to an end, I stand up. The girl who treated me to the show, Amber, is a huge Paul Soter fan. We go up to talk with Paul Soter. We succeed ( Read more... )

Somebody fucked it up. Then agains, daemons can't kill people, so a raccoon's ok, I suppose.

... A BEE! Who gave me a bee? There is no way I'm a bee.

I got the Internship at the Daily Show!!!!!!!!!

1) Pickering ( Read more... )

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Hey everybody ( Read more... )

“OK, OK, keep calm, this is the big time. Anything you’ve ever wanted, just be cool. Is anyone watching? Better get it all ( Read more... )

You might have seen one out in Minnesota ( Read more... )