Comments | addittotheheap: x[3] = Elementary math, Minamimoto style

addittotheheap

x[3] = Elementary math, Minamimoto style

Nov 30, 2010 00:38

[ HELLO LITTLE CHILDREN.

And by that, we mean you brats at the elementary school.

Sho received a call over the weekend, so come this lovely Monday, you may find yourself with a new math teacher. And what, do tell, is today's lesson with Mr. Minamimoto?

( THIS is today's lesson, dear children. )

so precocious, this is simple really, this can only end poorly, the world is garbage, he even dumbed it down for them, @action, number one math teacher, you are garbage

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splashpuppy November 30 2010, 05:47:11 UTC

[Hajime just stares in disbelief. He doesn't even know his times tables yet!]

addittotheheap November 30 2010, 08:56:43 UTC

[ Psh, who needs a silly thing like times tables? But he sees you not working there. ]

Clock's ticking, radian.

splashpuppy December 1 2010, 03:12:28 UTC

What's a radian?

addittotheheap December 1 2010, 20:54:54 UTC

You are. Now get to calculating.

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friendly_ghosts November 30 2010, 07:29:07 UTC

[raises her hand.]

Mr. Minamimoto? What do all the funny letters mean?

addittotheheap November 30 2010, 08:57:57 UTC

Variables. Don't tell me you brainless binomials don't even know that.

friendly_ghosts December 1 2010, 04:09:55 UTC

[She frowns. What big meanie. There is clearly only one proper response.]

You're a brainless binomial.

[She has no idea what a binomial is, but she knows she's being insulted. Also she's seven. Don't expect a lot....]

addittotheheap December 1 2010, 20:57:13 UTC

Heh heh heh. So says the one who couldn't even factor the meaning of a few simple variables. Do the math, or I'll have to give you extra homework.

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wise_king November 30 2010, 08:17:03 UTC

I'd prefer to delve into more imaginary numbers, teacher.

addittotheheap November 30 2010, 09:00:26 UTC

Those are irrelevant to the current graph. I can't go too fast for you sons of digits. That's for a later lesson.

wise_king November 30 2010, 09:03:26 UTC

I'm only here because I have to be. If you like, I could answer your question or we could do something more interesting.

Really, I can't say I'm good at math but I've been around long enough to memorize most of the principles.

addittotheheap November 30 2010, 21:18:18 UTC

Show the proof. That would be ≥1 radian worth a digit.

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addittotheheap November 30 2010, 09:04:26 UTC

[ Oh a wise guy, huh? ]

Says the half-blind hectopascal with 0 imagination! This is theoretical, or is that too much for your milligram of a mind to comprehend?

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addittotheheap December 1 2010, 21:04:03 UTC

Space is also a construct of pure mathematical beauty! Anyone who doesn't know that is worse than a brainless binomial.

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frogsicles November 30 2010, 09:36:21 UTC

The...volume of the ice cream cone?

Ice cream cones don't talk...

addittotheheap December 1 2010, 20:38:21 UTC

Wrong definition, radian. Volume as in dimensions.

frogsicles December 1 2010, 23:03:03 UTC

So I gotta figure out which dimension the ice cream cone is in?

......If I made my own ice cream cone could I turn that in instead? Then it'd be in this dimension an' it's way easier than doin' this stupid math stuff.

addittotheheap December 4 2010, 00:34:38 UTC

Negative! Calculate the size of the given shape. And if I hear you insulting the beauty of mathematics one more time, you'll get extra homework.