WTF?

[adecentmustache]

i had a good night, minus tha whole chubby face thing. you know what? he has a fucking chubby face. AHHHHHHHHH. what the hell is that? focus on the 'slammin bod,' right? or maybe he's a jerk. a chubby faced jerk. he does not have a slammin bod. OR WHATEVER. what-ever. at least i got some hugs. right? RIGHT

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[apprendere]

dude, i'm sure it was some weird form of compliment. from what i'm gathered he's not too smoothe with the ladies. maybe chubby face= i want to do you?? i dunno. you are so crushing. it's adorable. at least you weren't me last night. never again. never again.

[adecentmustache]

he then showcased his wide range of racial slurs. i don't think he wants to do the slur-ees.
i also think i overdosed on cold medication.

[apprendere]

wow, you know how i appreciate a guy with a few racial slurs under his belt. those are the key to wooing women.