plan:

[adecentmustache]

i am going to get really drunk tonight. i am at half a bottle of wine and feeling sober. however, no one else is drinking, which usually means that i will be drunk enough for the rest of them. little do they know my plan

Comments

[anonstoprobot]

you say you hate it when i fart on you but i know the truth. you are obsessed with my farts. just be honest.

[shadowboxer3_22]

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