nuh.
I AM: at the computer
I WANT: my sunburn to be not.
I HAVE: a bad haircut
I WISH: i was not watching a movie
I HATE: televisions
I MISS: waking up to hugs
I FEAR: that i will always be shat upon
I HEAR: the tv being too loud
I SEARCH: for some hobby that makes me feel fufilled
I WONDER: if i need help
I REGRET: never doing anything regrettable.
I LOVE: punctuation.
I ALWAYS:feel something behind my eyes
I AM NOT: a zoologist
I DANCE: well
I SING: surprisingly okay
I AM NOT ALWAYS: as happy as i seem
I WRITE: less that i should
I WIN: never. i never, ever win.
I LOSE: constantly
I CONFUSE: everyone when i try to tell stories
I NEED: a distraction/hand warmer
I SHOULD: not feel so terrible, stop whining about it, and realizing that my life is pretty great
If I were a month I would be: january
If I were a day of the week I would be: thursday
If I were a time of day I would be: one am
If I were a planet I would be: saturn
If I were a sea animal I would be: a sponge.
If I were a direction I would be: north
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a footstool
If I were a liquid I would be: guava nectar
If I were a tree I would be: a willow
If I were a flower/plant I would be: an iceplant
If I were a kind of weather I would be: a warm night
If I were a musical instrument I would be: a glockenshpiel
If I were an animal I would be: a squirrel
If I were a color I would be: green green green
If I were a vegetable I would be: an onion
If I were a fruit I would be: a mango
If I were a berry I would be: a blackberry
If I were a sound I would be: the violin in 'hurricane'
If I were an element I would be: helium
If I were a car I would be: a bright green rabbit. or yellow.
If I were a song I would be: right now, 'starfire' by low.
If I were a food I would be: hummus from cafe international
If I were a place I would be: vancouver
If I were a material I would be: corduroy
If I were a taste I would be: savory
If I were a scent I would be: green tea spray stuff
If I were a word I would be: lame is my favorite word, but i don't want to be that. maybe ampersand.
If I were an object I would be: a footstool. come on.
If I were a body part I would be: wrists
If I were a facial expression I would be: exquisite
If I were a number I would be: 7