"There is an empty feeling in the pit of my stomach.
I tried to fill the emptiness with 5 bagels. But that didn't fill void.
It just gave me a stomach ache."

-Joel Markham

The Lullaby of Small Child

Small child, lying on the grass

Awaiting the signs of mourning pass

When his father's eyes bloom

Like night flowers in June.

But the snowflakes fall like the teardrops he can't escape,

Like the loss that caused his world to shake.

And evening comes, and all is silent.

Small child, lying in wait.

Small child, trying to ( Read more... )

Overzealous Toilets

Irrational.

You see, there are an infinite number of, well, numbers, but there are more of the subset of irrational numbers (which is infinite) than there are of all the subsets of rational numbers (which all are infinite) and they are all real numbers.

That's just irrational.

That's what I learned today.

I've always said, " ( Read more... )

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more, no less.

Ask me anything you want.

Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this, allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

Go on, ask me.

"I think people who have pet fish must be stupid."

"What?!"

"I, personally, would never own a fish.  I mean, I was just thinking about it, and I realized I never had a pet fish.  Never asked for one from my parents, never even won one at a county fair, never had a friend who had a fish that I can remember because I wouldn't be excited about it ( Read more... )

My next post was going to be an excerpt from my movie, but I was just watching television very early in the morning without and sleep and saw something I didn't want to see.

Blue was talking!

What I mean is, I saw a special for Blue, as in Blue's Clues, and she was talking.  That's not right!!  Blue doesn't talk, Blue goes "Bpor bpor bpor!"

I ( Read more... )

This is a scimitar.


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So a guy walks up to an ATM...
http://www.homestarrunner.com/expfilm.html

Plus, more Trogdor!!
http://www.homestarrunner.com/pqtrailer.html

Emily Hirst is SO hot. I'm going to miss that bitch when she moves to Arizona. But I thank her for introducing me to the 123 Santa Rosa Billiards. That was fun.

I am a graduate of high school. It's amazing, and I'm really proud. I'm a sober grad. Cuz I want to the Project Grad Party. Definetely fun. Dance Dance Revolution all night. I really want to go wall climbing again ( Read more... )