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[adidasred16]

Brett is trying to sabotage me. Ignore all he says.

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[_dirk_]

A saved conversation (trust me it's the truth)

Lauren: I am evil, I devour souls, the world will be at my mercy
Dirk: *gasp* I must warn the world
Lauren: not if I get to them first, then they won't believe you
Dirk: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lauren: *burp* mmmm, dead babies are delicious

[sap71186]

Hmmm… looks like Laur was just trying to follow through with Swift's "Modest Proposal" =P

[_dirk_]

very true, but she didn't have to consume their souls, too

"Eternal Damnation" is just another way of saying "digestion of your soul in Lauren's stomach"

[sap71186]

But separating a baby's soul is like separating a pomogranite seed from the red squishy part. It's nowhere near as filling and it takes too much work. (Not that I would know, it's just what I've read.)