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The morning started like every morning did - with Anya snoring and snorting. Xander stared at her for a moment, wondering how someone so unbelievable hot could make noises rivaling something you heard from a guy. He sighed and got out of the bed, and stumbled to the bathroom.
Flipping the lid of the toilet up, he looked down at his hands and groaned. It hadn't been a dream. Cordy really had been there. And now his hands were glowing like the cheap Christmas tree his parents bought from the Dollar Tree store. What was he going to do?
Xander looked out at Anya and then at his hands. He couldn't talk to her about it. She was too much of a drama queen and would probably convince him his penis was going to fall off because of it. The thought of it falling off made him glance down at his hands again. "Oh god," he nervously muttered, "what if I touched it last night while sleeping?!"
He couldn't lose any of his body parts so he quickly dressed. Normally he'd go to Giles but with him gone, Xander knew he was going have to ask Giles Jr. for help. Just the thought of Wes made him wrinkle his nose.
After throwing on some clothes, Xander left his apartment and went over to Giles' flat. Once there, he started to bang on the door.