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close to exciting
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new shiny (new)
i am resolved to never be (not)self-righteous. i figure i should follow suit. it is time to revel in everything self-centered, new age, organic, lactose-free, intolerant. its hard to please a non-conformist/capitalist/intellectual/insert (your) name [here], so i shall just join the ranks ( Read more... ) -
the peoples' hero
so... there's nothing going on to write about. i tried to watch cinderella man last night... and it was a very good film, but during the LAST scene my dvd decided to freak out... and no amount of trying would make the goddamn thing play... so lets just say that i turned the television off before i threw a remote control through the front window ( ( Read more... ) -
i am a thief
i never freaking update... and i'm constantly in front of a computer ( Read more... ) -
this chicken on my desk shits candy.
...and there is a wonder woman pez dispenser right beside him. i've been too busy for words, and yet i never get anything real accomplished... i must say it is extremely frustrating ( Read more... ) -
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Mostly Gay
You scored -26 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight) You are mainly homosexual, but you have a few heterosexual qualities ( Read more... ) -
i'm homo erectus
i haven't updated my livejournal in a million and a half years... and thats completely unacceptable because, well, i pay for this ( Read more... ) -
because its just lemonade
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the chaos made of patterns
"and human individuals, he was thinking. as living patterns in space, how incredibly subtle, rich and complex! but the trace they left in time, the pattern of their private lives -- God, what a horror of routine! like the repeats on a length of linoleum, like the succession of identical ornamental tiles along the wall of a public lavatory. or ( Read more... ) -
liven up now
i check up on my l.j. friends page quite often...
and i've decided its usually boring... nobody posts... or, if they do, its stupid and pointless.
you should all fuck off!