My sincere apologies to Mr. Richard T. Nasti:

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Earlier today, I received a startling email, respecting a soon-to-begin "Presidential Search" at Stony Brook University. Not startling because of the subject, as our now-lame-duck President Kenny was recently forced decided to resign, but because of the sender of the email. Here it is, in all its glory:

Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:22:06 -0400 (EDT

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[anonymous]

Thank you for making the correction in a wholly gentlemanly manner. My family can go on to lead a normal life without the shame of being connected to said Mr. Nasty. This period has been a very difficult time in my life, and I appreciate your acknowledging your egregious error in associating me with such a low and common character.

I can assure you that my penis is indeed small and has lead a Christian life of virtue and wholesome sexual inclinations, barring that one summer experience at Camp Winapegg with my camp counselor Rudy. I look forward to finding a suitable replacement for Stony Brook University's president, and I can assure you that they will be equally as bland a character as I.

Warm regards and all the best,
Richard T. Nasti

[anonymous]

Sir or Madam