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[admin_starknet]

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--Maybe it was Doom -- Or Merlin. I swear if that senile old wizard trapped me in this multi-colored Hell, I'm going to --

No, no, it's not Hell. I've been to Hell, it had a better color scheme. And Howard was there -- Oh God I hope Howard isn't here ...No son of mine...

Mm, no no no no no focus

What the hell is --Computer

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[shibuya_noise]

What's Livejournal?

[admin_starknet]

A teenager that doesn't know what LiveJournal is? Maybe there is hope for the future...

[shibuya_noise]

Excuse me?

[admin_starknet]

Mmm...maybe I'm more out of touch with Internet trends than I thought...wait, I have the Internet streaming through my brain. Hmm

So what's your story then, kid?

[kanscientist]

Personally, I've always found the decoration in my world's Hell rather tasteful ♥

The network's limitations can be frustrating, yes... I have some other software lying around, but the reason the internet is so limited here is that...we're it. This world's population consists entirely of the people in this village and those who brought us here.

[admin_starknet]

Mm, the, uh, "Manager" of the Hell I visited was a fan of M.C. Escher to say the least...

The entire world? How many of us are there? And who did bring us here?

[kanscientist]

Mh, EnMaChou tended to at least pretend it conformed to the basic rules of physics... Whoever did the architecture was fond of very solid lines. And eternally-blossoming sakura trees.

A few dozen, all told. And you have the Hibou to blame or thank for it, as you see fit. Mutant owls with supernatural powers enough to create this world and confine us all within it, to say nothing of the curses...

[admin_starknet]

Mutant owls?

Good Lord, it takes mutant, interdimensional teleporting owls to bring about the epiphany of exactly how jaded one is. All told, mutant owls is relatively...normal compared to some of the other things I've come across over the years...

[9ball_wizard]

You need a screwdriver? I'm sure there's a tree with ones of all sizes.

Welcome, by the way.

[admin_starknet]

A screwdriver tree? That...is worth investigating. For scientific curiosity.

[9ball_wizard]

I tried the scientific approach when I came here, and nothing much came of it. I simply found out just how many unusual things can be grown on trees.

[admin_starknet]

Science...didn't get you anywhere...?

This is...troubling...

[photon_cannon]

These computers are a total nightmare. I managed to make some adjustments to mine and so far they've been left alone.

The only thing I can recommend is to make minor adjustments until you attain what you want.

Sorry if I'm rambling. I've been working on a cure for my friend's condition.

[admin_starknet]

A little at a time then? Worth a shot. Thanks for the advice.

What's the condition, if you don't mind me asking?

[photon_cannon]

In all my years as a healer, I've never seen anything like it. Some residents call it "tuberculosis", but it doesn't seem to be contagious.

[admin_starknet]

...

Tuberculosis?

Sorry to inform you, ma'am, but if it really is TB, it's is very contagious

[immortalkensei]

You're new here too?

[admin_starknet]

I am. I had the unfortunate luck of waking in this multi-colored horror show

[immortalkensei]

I see. I came here today as well.

What were you doing before you ended up here?

[admin_starknet]

I...I think I was filling out paperwork. I guess I must have fallen asleep. I always told them we should go paperless...

What about yourself?