Pimp this bitches!
And now for a song in honour of a certain person's bouncing boobs.
Elz's bewbs have got it goin on
Elz's bewbs have got it goin on
Elz's bewbs have got it goin on
Elz's bewbs have got it goin on.....
Elz can i come over after schoo-o-o-ool?
(after school)
We can hang around by the poo-o-o-o-o-ool
(hang by the pool)
Did your boobs get back from their business trip
(business trip)
Are they there or are tryin to give me the sli-i-i-ip
(give me the slip)
You know i'm not the straight girl that I used to be
I'm all grown up now baby, can't you see.
Elz's bewbs have got it goin on
They're all i want and i've waited for so lo-o-ng
Elz can't you see you're just not the girl for me
But I know it might be wrong
But i'm in love with your bewbs
Elz's bewbs have got it goin on
Elz's bewbs got it goin on
Elz do you remember when i mowed your la-a-wn
(mowed your lawn)
You came out with just a towel o-o-o-on
(towel on)
I could tell they like me from the way she wobb-led
(the way she stared)
And the way you, errrrrhm, ooh-ooh-ooh hobb-led
(ho-oh-oh-bbled)
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since you lost your bra you could use a girl like me
Elzy's bewbs have got it goin on
They're all I want and i've waited for so long
Elz can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong
But i'm in love with Elzy's bewbs
(RAP BREAK)
Yo! Yo! Da bewbs....innit, Elz's bewbs, uh uh uh
shake dem ting gurl uh!
uh uh innit bewbs!
errrrm *rapping skillz a little limited*
Yo!
Elz's bewbs have got it goin on (she's got it goin on)
They're all I want and i've waited for so long (waited and waited)
Elz can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wro-o-ong but i'm in love with...
Elz's bewbs oh oh oh oh (im in love with)
I'm in love with Elz's bewbs oh oh oh oh (wait a minuite)
Elz can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong
But i'm in love with your bewbs
And the critically acclaimed bewbs themselves!
A round of applause for the inspiration (Elz's bewbs!)!!
And a round of applause for the superior paint/songwriting/rapping skillzzz (me!)!!!
Bow down! Dis bitch is after yo bewbs!!!
And no I'm not drunk...before you ask :)
:~:THE BEWBMASTER:~:
Elz's bewbs have got it goin on
Elz's bewbs have got it goin on
Elz's bewbs have got it goin on
Elz's bewbs have got it goin on.....
Elz can i come over after schoo-o-o-ool?
(after school)
We can hang around by the poo-o-o-o-o-ool
(hang by the pool)
Did your boobs get back from their business trip
(business trip)
Are they there or are tryin to give me the sli-i-i-ip
(give me the slip)
You know i'm not the straight girl that I used to be
I'm all grown up now baby, can't you see.
Elz's bewbs have got it goin on
They're all i want and i've waited for so lo-o-ng
Elz can't you see you're just not the girl for me
But I know it might be wrong
But i'm in love with your bewbs
Elz's bewbs have got it goin on
Elz's bewbs got it goin on
Elz do you remember when i mowed your la-a-wn
(mowed your lawn)
You came out with just a towel o-o-o-on
(towel on)
I could tell they like me from the way she wobb-led
(the way she stared)
And the way you, errrrrhm, ooh-ooh-ooh hobb-led
(ho-oh-oh-bbled)
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since you lost your bra you could use a girl like me
Elzy's bewbs have got it goin on
They're all I want and i've waited for so long
Elz can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong
But i'm in love with Elzy's bewbs
(RAP BREAK)
Yo! Yo! Da bewbs....innit, Elz's bewbs, uh uh uh
shake dem ting gurl uh!
uh uh innit bewbs!
errrrm *rapping skillz a little limited*
Yo!
Elz's bewbs have got it goin on (she's got it goin on)
They're all I want and i've waited for so long (waited and waited)
Elz can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wro-o-ong but i'm in love with...
Elz's bewbs oh oh oh oh (im in love with)
I'm in love with Elz's bewbs oh oh oh oh (wait a minuite)
Elz can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong
But i'm in love with your bewbs
And the critically acclaimed bewbs themselves!
A round of applause for the inspiration (Elz's bewbs!)!!
And a round of applause for the superior paint/songwriting/rapping skillzzz (me!)!!!
Bow down! Dis bitch is after yo bewbs!!!
And no I'm not drunk...before you ask :)
:~:THE BEWBMASTER:~: