Dorothy:...and I cut off his sex all together.

Rose: You mean it grows back?

Dorothy: Yes Rose, he's a lizard!

Zack to Skreech: Well you better be right because my future is riding on your face!...

*I was asleep when I heard this come from the TV...it made me giggle...they were talking about the face cream Skreech made in his lab...no, not a facial you perverts!!!

*Premise: Rose and Blanch are dressed as nuns for a play, when Sofia's brother, a priest (or so we think lol...I've seen this episode lol) walks into the living room...

Rose; I'm Sister Rose..
Blanch: ...and I'm Sister Blanch...We're here collecting lingerie for needy-sexy people

Sofia: Well let's get outta here! I don't wanna get killed at my age. That's like getting tackled on the 1 yard line...

*Stay tuned for more Golden Girls antics...hey, I'm a stay-at-home mom. The Golden Girls is my life-line lol..it comes on 30 times a day

Sofia: In this country people are free to divorce. In Sicily we had to resort to lempala.

Rose: Is that some kind of political [reason]

Sofia: No, it's some kind of sawed off shotgun.

Joey stood all by himself last night.  Go to myspace to get the full story...I know, that's kinda like saying turn to page 32B...I have become the newspaper...

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So Joey can scratch "2 front teeth" form his list for Santa lol, because today he shoved my finger in his mouth and nearly gashed it open with the sharp little buds he has on his lower gum. DAMN! they were like puppy teeth lol. He must have cut them in the light, becaus (A) he slep great Sunday night, and was cranky ALL night Monday night, and (B) ( Read more... )

My last trip to Missouri...My husband trusted me with not just 1, but 3 guns...while he was near me. Now that's love right there.


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Well I finally got the damn biopsy results back (they only made me wait two stressful weeks).  I am fine, but I have to be check every 5 years for the rest of my life now.  That'll be a blast! lol.  It's said that people don't have to be checked until they're 40...which means that in 18 years that polyp could have turned cancerous, so I suggest 25 ( Read more... )