so I have not updated this bitch in a while so I thought I'd snap to it since my 3000 word overdue paper is just not working for me right now
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"I was walking down the street with my friend and he said "I hear music." As if there's any other way to take it in."
"My friend said to me, "You know what I like? Mashed potatoes." I was like, "Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause."
"My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head."
---all from the lovely Mitch Hedberg
ok i know they're completely random-- but i hope/thought they'd make you smile and laugh-- which naturally relieves stress =)
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"My friend said to me, "You know what I like? Mashed potatoes." I was like, "Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause."
"My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head."
---all from the lovely Mitch Hedberg
ok i know they're completely random-- but i hope/thought they'd make you smile and laugh-- which naturally relieves stress =)
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