The Guy Rules

[adonis420]

Guy Rules:

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ... ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put

Comments

[jennanna]

I have to argue on the first one. We can fall in, your dick however will stay completely safe! Not to mention I have yet to meet a man who can hit the INSIDE of the toilet at all times. It does not feel good to wander into the bathroom in the middle of the night half asleep and sit not only in toilet water but you also get piss all over your thighs!

Just wanted to clarify reasoning here...lol

lol

[adonis420]

I've heard this argument before from that point of view. "Well, I have to get up around 2am and pee and I don't turn the light on I just sit down and fall intot he toilet." I never believed it because come on not many peoples butts is that narrow. LoL. My mom use to complain the same thing when I was younger and my dad would always say "you know your butt ain't gonna fit in that toilet" or "if you turned the light on you'd see where you were sitting". LOL. And as for piss on the ring of the toilet well not to get too descriptive but sometimes it sprays out towards the end of peeing so it's not like you can aim a misting spray. LOL.

Re: lol

[katgurl03]

Hey, my butt isn't little and I still fall in!!! Learn to work the toilet seat yourself :p

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[adonis420]

I have learned to work it. It's women who haven't. I can go in the bathroom and have to put it up and move it to pee, but god forbid if a woman should have to come through and put it down to move it.