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A nun is taking a bath and hears a knock at the door. She calls out "who is it?" and the reply is "the blind man, Sister." She thinks for a moment and then says "come in". The man walks in, looks at her and says "nice tits. now where should I put the blind?" -
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I love sentences that are funny while still in context. However, I love them even more when you take them out of context. Makes them so much better.
For example:
"I ate the biscuits. They were delicious."
I'm not going to ruin the effect by telling you what the hell that was about. Just take it how it is right here and laugh. -
There are some things that shouldn't be sold...
at thrift stores. Underwear, bath products and other things that come into contact with bodily fluids ( Read more... ) -
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My 24th birthday is tomorrow. Tonights my party. There's a couple people I didn't bother inviting. I'm just tired of them. For awhile I considered them friends, but now... I honestly don't care anymore. But Glenn, Glenn my best friend from high school, should be there. And I'm really excited about that. I haven't seen him in five or so years. That' ( Read more... ) -
I'm so excited for this movie.
I can't wait for this to come out.
Also, I hate myspace and their inability to process html in the blogs. I kept trying to embed this there and all I got was a big white box. Fuckers. -
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I live a block away from 4th ave, which is the area of town that has the arty cafes, thrift stores, and bars. Huge college hangout. Anyway, pretty much every weekend (during school season) there is a group of born agains that hand out Jesus flyers and preach with a megaphone. Sometimes they get so loud I can hear them here. There also seems to be a ( Read more... ) -
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So I took that jobs meme thing.
1. Costume Designer
2. Set Designer
3. Special Effects Technician
4. Animator
5. Desktop Publisher
6. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
7. Fashion Designer
8. Makeup Artist
9. Director of Photography
10. Artist
And the next ten were very similar. I'm not -
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I was directed to this site. This thing is so wrong. If I saw a guy wearing these I'd laugh so hard I'd cry.
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he appeals to my romantic side.
Cary Grant was awfully handsome. The last couple times I caught the late night movie on tv, it's been a Cary Grant movie. The other night was Charade, tonight it's Penny Serenade.
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