2nd Quest ♔ [ Audio ]

[adorabastard]

[Before Alistair opens his journal, a loud yelp of surprise (that manages to sound equally incredulous) emanates from room 3138. Anyone within the vicinity has a gooood chance of hearing it.

[But before he can get any angry neighbors banging on his door, Alistair throws open his journal and addresses it.]

Ha haaaa! Veeeeeery funny, Zevran. I know

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[3wayforjustice]

[sdfhjdskf who knew the king of Fereldan was capable of so much shrieking.]

[He was having a nice nap, too. Now. There's only one thing to do.]

Oh, it is. Even the brightest minds can't seem to discern what it means.

[... be a bitch.]

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[adorabastard]

[Just wait until he tries to describe pain.]

Great. Just ... fantastic. When I find him....

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[adorabastard]

[Pause.]

Wait a second. How do you know what it looks like?

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[3wayforjustice]

I used my crystal ball. Like any good mage would.

...

While you were sleeping.

[agentknockknock]

[Really trying to hid the fact that she's been laughing throughout his entire post. Fails.]

Did you just get pranked?

[adorabastard]

[Why the laughiiiing. 8( This is SO SUPER SERIOUS. Srsly.]

It's either a very bad prank, or an equally bad way of saying "hello". I can't decide which.

[agentknockknock]

[The laughing is replaced by teasing. That's better right?]

What did they do to you? Turned you pink? Shaved you head? Put a kick me sign on your back?

[adorabastard]

... The hair bit would be pretty terrible, but this is even worse.

[SIGHS. So irritated.]

He put a tattoo on my neck. All the way around it! I don't know how he did it, but he did.

I can't even read what it says.

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[angleofscience]

[Room 3169 could hardly be called the 'vicinity', but then, he'd been about to enter his room when Alistair shrieked yelped... and he had a lot better hearing than any human. But tracing the room back to its source would be slightly harder, and rude, so he chances the journal first and catches this.]

I know I wasn't the one addressed, however... are you, ah... all right?

[That sort of noise usually means nothing good. That goes for what's probably a human as well, right?]

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[adorabastard]

[Yelping? What yelping. There was totally no yelping. Noooope.]

As well as I can be, considering. Don't I sound all right?

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[angleofscience]

[Oh, very sorry. Of course there wasn't!]

... To be perfectly honest; no. There's still indicators of stress in your voice, if I can extrapolate from other organic species. [He sounds perfectly calm, if a bit concerned.]

I assume whatever, ah, startled you has been solved?

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[adorabastard]

... I'm sorry, could you repeat that middle-bit? The part with the extra-something, and the bit about species? I don't think I quite caught it.

[Or rather, he just wants to hear it again, to make sure he heard it right.]