INTRODUCING...

[adorably_steve]

[Oh look, a green pipe is sticking out of the ground. For a moment, it’s just that-until someone rises up, emerging out of it. And with a big happy open mouthed smile, the big headed plant-red with white spots--is a bit loud in greeting.] HI MUN! [Okay, a bit loud is an understatement.]

How are you on this beeeautiful and chilly day? [Big smile!

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[taunted_angel]

[A talking plant. How quaint. He wasn't sure what to make of this one.]

How did you learn to talk?

[adorably_steve]

[He has to think on that a moment.]

Umm. I was just grown that way, I guess.

[Steve smiles a big smile. It's a new person! He seems nice. :D] How about yourself? When were you able to talk?

Oh, oh! What's your name? Mine's Steve.

[taunted_angel]

Grown that way, hm? Curious. Never have I met a talking plant before. A venus flycatcher I presume? Or are you another variety of carnivorous plant?

Steve. I was able to talk when my mother and father taught me to. Around my early infancy.

[adorably_steve]

I'm a Piranha Plant. And I...don't really like to eat live, squirmy food much. [Derpy smile is derpy, and sheepish.] I like dead fish, burgers and fries, chicken sanwiches, spicy food--stuff like that.

My kind have big appetites, and bugs aren't usually very filling.

[And after hearing nice guy mentioning his parents.] Ohhhh. My mom taught me what was tasty and edible, and what wasn't. She also taught me how to navigate through the warp pipe system, and how to breathe fire.

She wasn't very accepting of me for a while, because I'm a lot nicer than most of my kind. That, and I talk more--'cause I like to talk. It took time, but she got used to it and still loves me.

[finalnumber]

[ Now THAT is peculiar. But we can definitely tell it's not a pokemon. ]

[adorably_steve]

[Prepare for the bubbliness! Because this Piranha Plant is filled with it.] Hello! How are you? Isn't this just a beeeeautiful day?

Never tagged this...

[finalnumber]

...hello.

[liesandbelief]

[ Hi, we are dancing nearby. ]

[adorably_steve]

[Steve's smiling a big open mouthed smile.] Ohhh, that looks fun!

[Steve starts to dance too, swaying his big head side to side and shaking his leaves, even if there's no music playing.]

[scassacazzo]

My aren't you adorable?

[adorably_steve]

[Oh look! It's another plant person. Awesome! Derpy smile at the compliment is derpy.]

Aww thanks. You look lovely yourself!

[rocket_james]

Carnivine? [Have a big, teethy plant, Steve. Much like yourself.]

[adorably_steve]

[He's clearly thrilled to meet another similar to him!]

Hi, Carnivine! [He assumes that must be the other plant's name.] I'm Steeeeve. Nice to meet you!

[rocket_james]

Carnivine? [Yes, he likes you, Steve.]

[adorably_steve]

Yeah, that's a nice name! [Happy Steve is happy. It's another talking plant! Can't get much cooler than that.]

I wonder what kind of world you come from. Because a lot of the other talking plants I've known from home are red.