Scott Towers, I have no idea who you were but I salute you!!!
This entry is mainly for the benefit of Dan (breadcrumbtrail) but is funny. It's one of the better E-Mails to come out of the frenzy and names a few people in unfavourable yet pretty accurate light. :)
Good stuff's at the bottom. :)
"Most of you already know as im probably loudest guy in the call centre, always swearing at customers and smashing up my headsets out of anger because of these dumb ppl that keep signing up2 to the worse isp in history if ya dont know me then dont even bother reading this goodbye message.
All im guna do is write a bit about the people who i really get along with in this place and any not on the list.........TUFF S**T
Doug McNab - When i first moved over to broadband from nres ( Big Up all the Nres Crew) every1 was telling me you dont wanna be put in that McNab's team, but as it usually is in this place i got given the so called short straw and guess what? i got put in dougs team. Things were a bit rocky in the beginning but after he realised i was the boss, it was all good. Thanks for all you have done for me, you have dug me out sum bigs holes. Just admit im the best agent in da call centre!
Dan Genders - Nuff respect to goes to danny, best ps in da building, always willin to take over call and keep quiet when all i do is swear at ppl. stay in touch big lad, hope you get a decent job when you eventually leave if they dont auction u off lol.
BB24 - Big Shout goes out to my team, Kad, Sharaz (Terrorist), Gareth(I will take your girl), Claire, Imran Akhtar ( The Serial Crisp Eater), Tom, Ambreen, Gij, Tony Moorhouse ( You im better than u at everything). All you guys
Jit Mahal - Made the training for this crap, a laugh even tho ya made me do most of the tests more than once for giving the others in my group not as clever as myself such as nadeem mirza and razwan javed the answer, gud luck for the future mate.
Ben Harta - Watch out for this guy on channel U, hes the original but white 50 cent. Gud luck wid all the gyal dem, punish em! You might also see this guy coming outta girls house around town at night time, just make sure the earplugs r in peps when hes around
Bina, Sanj, Keiran and Rad - If only you girls were white lol. you girls are a gud laugh and easy to talk to even tho ur asian.ill miss ya. Keep in touch
Janice Blavins - How many guys you slept that work here????????? nah this woman can always make you smile watever your mood, ill miss ya loadz.
Aqil Yasin -Do you ever go uni or work here full time. Ill c ya round anyway so keep it real in the mean time
Adnan Khan - Dodgy asian guy with sick stolen car, safe still.
Jay Saleem - Top lad, we will smash willows up, keep in touch.
Gupta Wankerdara - oh shit i spelt it wrong. Top lad, keep up the good work.
Mirnes and Asim - I see you manz outta work anyway, and ur both british now so no chance of getting deported at short notice lol. Ill c you manz at footy.
Abid - Respect mate ill c ya round the ghetto or at footy soon.
Sayyad - Wotz wid the killer handshake bro?
Rob Day,Steve Carr, Hari - Your team got battered in that tournament, unlucky i promised victory didnt i!!!!!!!!! im sure ill find time to play wid you amateurs sum time soon. Gud luck in newcastle rob
Nadeem Mirza - Wanna b white boy, good luck wid the modelling career.
Big Ugga - Hudda hafiz, when i open my club u can be a bouncer.
Q - respect for all that time off on emails, doing fuk all
Tehmoor - Respect man, thanks for all them emergency shift changes
Charlie - When u becoming a model for armani
Amar Iqbal - Do you ever do any work?
I aint like sellis so even tho there is lots more ppl to chat about, gud luck to you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Now for the killer part of this message, the ppl i hate have to get a mention and those who appear i wudnt really care if died.
Steve Parker - You tried to complain about me when i did some training with you, so your getting 'cussed'. Do you own any other clothes or wash the ones you wear every day? Do you have a bath or wash your hair cus there is dandruff on ur back mate? Dont you need a wonder bra for thoses knockers? Can you find it mate? Please put that belly away, ill leave sum deodorant behind reception 4 ya
Andy Fiddler - Dont know you and dont wont to, can you look in the mirror without breaking it? smells of fish.
Simon Turner - Dont know you but can hear that gimpy voice, Back in nres days you were lucky not to get knocked out.
Gareth Morgan - Take ur nose outta little manz arse and get a life. Stop opening more lines for manz to take more calls and take everyone off trace, u aint getting a bonus for how many manz you can screw over.
Ogden - Ur a grown man, stop shopping at adams and mother care."
Good stuff's at the bottom. :)
"Most of you already know as im probably loudest guy in the call centre, always swearing at customers and smashing up my headsets out of anger because of these dumb ppl that keep signing up2 to the worse isp in history if ya dont know me then dont even bother reading this goodbye message.
All im guna do is write a bit about the people who i really get along with in this place and any not on the list.........TUFF S**T
Doug McNab - When i first moved over to broadband from nres ( Big Up all the Nres Crew) every1 was telling me you dont wanna be put in that McNab's team, but as it usually is in this place i got given the so called short straw and guess what? i got put in dougs team. Things were a bit rocky in the beginning but after he realised i was the boss, it was all good. Thanks for all you have done for me, you have dug me out sum bigs holes. Just admit im the best agent in da call centre!
Dan Genders - Nuff respect to goes to danny, best ps in da building, always willin to take over call and keep quiet when all i do is swear at ppl. stay in touch big lad, hope you get a decent job when you eventually leave if they dont auction u off lol.
BB24 - Big Shout goes out to my team, Kad, Sharaz (Terrorist), Gareth(I will take your girl), Claire, Imran Akhtar ( The Serial Crisp Eater), Tom, Ambreen, Gij, Tony Moorhouse ( You im better than u at everything). All you guys
Jit Mahal - Made the training for this crap, a laugh even tho ya made me do most of the tests more than once for giving the others in my group not as clever as myself such as nadeem mirza and razwan javed the answer, gud luck for the future mate.
Ben Harta - Watch out for this guy on channel U, hes the original but white 50 cent. Gud luck wid all the gyal dem, punish em! You might also see this guy coming outta girls house around town at night time, just make sure the earplugs r in peps when hes around
Bina, Sanj, Keiran and Rad - If only you girls were white lol. you girls are a gud laugh and easy to talk to even tho ur asian.ill miss ya. Keep in touch
Janice Blavins - How many guys you slept that work here????????? nah this woman can always make you smile watever your mood, ill miss ya loadz.
Aqil Yasin -Do you ever go uni or work here full time. Ill c ya round anyway so keep it real in the mean time
Adnan Khan - Dodgy asian guy with sick stolen car, safe still.
Jay Saleem - Top lad, we will smash willows up, keep in touch.
Gupta Wankerdara - oh shit i spelt it wrong. Top lad, keep up the good work.
Mirnes and Asim - I see you manz outta work anyway, and ur both british now so no chance of getting deported at short notice lol. Ill c you manz at footy.
Abid - Respect mate ill c ya round the ghetto or at footy soon.
Sayyad - Wotz wid the killer handshake bro?
Rob Day,Steve Carr, Hari - Your team got battered in that tournament, unlucky i promised victory didnt i!!!!!!!!! im sure ill find time to play wid you amateurs sum time soon. Gud luck in newcastle rob
Nadeem Mirza - Wanna b white boy, good luck wid the modelling career.
Big Ugga - Hudda hafiz, when i open my club u can be a bouncer.
Q - respect for all that time off on emails, doing fuk all
Tehmoor - Respect man, thanks for all them emergency shift changes
Charlie - When u becoming a model for armani
Amar Iqbal - Do you ever do any work?
I aint like sellis so even tho there is lots more ppl to chat about, gud luck to you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Now for the killer part of this message, the ppl i hate have to get a mention and those who appear i wudnt really care if died.
Steve Parker - You tried to complain about me when i did some training with you, so your getting 'cussed'. Do you own any other clothes or wash the ones you wear every day? Do you have a bath or wash your hair cus there is dandruff on ur back mate? Dont you need a wonder bra for thoses knockers? Can you find it mate? Please put that belly away, ill leave sum deodorant behind reception 4 ya
Andy Fiddler - Dont know you and dont wont to, can you look in the mirror without breaking it? smells of fish.
Simon Turner - Dont know you but can hear that gimpy voice, Back in nres days you were lucky not to get knocked out.
Gareth Morgan - Take ur nose outta little manz arse and get a life. Stop opening more lines for manz to take more calls and take everyone off trace, u aint getting a bonus for how many manz you can screw over.
Ogden - Ur a grown man, stop shopping at adams and mother care."