INT. LARGE AUDITORIUM -- MOMENTS LATER

Harold stands up making a camotion.

KATHRINE
Harold, what are you doing? Sit down!

HAROLD
Kathrine, I have to pee.

KATRHINE
You can pee later! You're disturbing people.

HAROLD
Think how disturbed they'll be when I piss on them Kathrine, move over.

KATHRINE
Always so difficult.

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Is Happiness Out There?

To My Family,

Thank you so much for all the birthday cards, the happy birthday emails, the happy bday phone calls. O wait, there were none.

Jason

I just discovered my purpose in life:

To Suck In Oxygen

I bought approx. fifty dollars worth of groceries and headed out of the store when I realized I had forgotten something so I parked my cart beside the door and ran back inside.  Three minutes later I emerged from the store to find my groceries stolen.  I looked around, asked around, for about fifteen minutes then deemed them stolen.  I can't afford ( Read more... )

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