R-rated meme

[adrenalin211]

IN LIEU OF THE PB (and stolen from lowriseflare):

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three (R-rated) sentences from that story.I was going to follow K and say that the catch to prompting here is meme-posting reciprocity, BUT!!! Then I realized maybe no one would comment because they don't want to post, and at the end of

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[leigh57]

OMG you put it up. I have go to to work! I NEED TO GIVE YOU ALL THE PROMPTS, EFF ME.

So to start, the one where Jack and Renee do it in the jacuzzi at the fancy hotel at which they are staying for some reason. Lulz.

[adrenalin211]

She smells like bath salts and mango berry soap when he kisses her neck in that spot, the one that makes him feel omnipotent in the category of stimulation because of the low hum that vibrates from the back of her throat every time he gets it just right.

She pulls away and studies the geography of the tub, her lashes wet and drops of water rolling down her chest.

"How are we gonna work this?" she asks. Then, because he can't stop kissing her, she answers her own question, straddling his lap, stabilizing her hands against the marble surface, and pushing against him the second she settles into position.

It's official, he thinks; this woman can make logistics sexy.

[leigh57]

Unffffffffff. Can Jack please come and kiss me anywhere and everywhere he fucking wants to in that spot on my neck?

And OMG, the hot yet funny of Renee being so Renee, and like all tactically, "I've got this, lemme figure it out." She's all adorable and bossypants, and he LOVES it, and flail.

Seriously, I adore the Jack headspace here, because it's so . . . excellently him. With his just kinda, well I'm making out with her, can't think, oh look she's fixing it word, SOLVED.

They can make ANYTHING sexy, is what we're dealing with here. I would watch them buying groceries or reading Harry Potter to each other. AHAHAHAHA. #truth

I deeply love this game.

[century_fox]

omg holy fuckcakes in fuckland ajghajkghasjkghasjkghajkgejakgd beautiful

[lowriseflare]

YEAH MAN! Parenthood, Adam and Kristina, the very first time.

[adrenalin211]

Adam makes her feel weirdly like a virgin, like the first time with him is her first time ever, even though it's just the first first that matters.

She plans ahead and wears the lacy blue underwear she got on sale at Penny's.

"I don't want to go slow anymore," she tells him when he's above her, thrusting and sweating; they still have all of their annoying clothes on and, even though she planned all this, when the words come out of her mouth they somehow surprise her.

"No?" he asks, because she hadn't told him the plan, and he's...surprised.

Kristina shakes her head. "So did you bring a condom?"

She tries to catch her breath. He stares at her, the corner of his mouth turning up as if to ask really?

When he nods, she shimmies off her pants. She can tell (physically) that he likes her latest purchase a lotHe's now unbuttoning his acid-wash jeans as fast as humanly possible and for a second she stares up at the ceiling and breathes in the air around her, trying to commit every last second to memory

[lowriseflare]

Oh, A, this is AWESOME. She plans ahead and buys underwear from Penny's! Acid washed jeans and air mixed with hard consonants, it's the first first time that MATTERS, seriously, this is so wonderful. Thank you so much.

[adrenalin211]

I'm super glad that you like it. Xoxo

[leigh57]

AND ALSO:

The one where Renee gets back from a two week work trip and Jack is happy to see her.

[adrenalin211]

He kissed her hello when he met her outside at the cab (quick hug before becoming a bus boy to her luggage), but when he's back in the room and her suitcase is situated temporarily in the corner, he kisses her like he means it.

He doesn't breathe until he breaks away, resting his forehead on hers as he gasps out air.

"So you missed me?" she guesses.

She's already working on the buttons of his jeans, already running her hand under the thermal material of his shirt.

"I didn't just miss you," he says. "I waited for you." The innuendo in his voice couldn't be hidden by heavy breaths or high libido, or anything at all.

She looks down, then back up at his face, raising her eyebrow like she can't quite believe it.

"Why?"He just laughs

[leigh57]

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That is what I think. He waited for her. They're going to make a night of it. Dear Jack. Please come over here and make a night of it with me. Love, Me.

He's multitasking! He takes off her clothes before he answers her! GAH, my shippy heart explodes with lust love. I think we should do this every day, and clearly we could because we're the only ones who think so! You rock.

[adrenalin211]

Clearly we COULD do this every day. And I do so enjoy it.

Ahahaha. I love that I didn't properly respond to your post and it was up here on its own for like 2 days and when I get to your house I'm like... oh hey did you read my story? You know, the one you had no reason to suspect I'd written. BWAH.

Anyway, glad you liked it. I have an open schedule and to express my gratitude for all of your hospitality, I have to make it up to you with some fic. I'm about to go see what sparks my muse in the prompt post.

P.S. One of my favorite things in the entire world is your writing and the way we can write in each other's AUs.