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[adriana_lima_]

*clears throat*

IAN AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED.
He owns.

Thank you, that is all.

Comments

[jessicabiel]

*pouts* what about me?

[adriana_lima_]

you're not really marrying me in hawaii remember? so i found a hot guy. Who, might I add, is the coolest guy in the world.

he plays scrabble.

[jessicabiel]

*cries all by my lonesome* that makes me lonely...er.

[adriana_lima_]

I'll ask if he wants to get married to you too. then we'll all be happy together

[__colin]

You're really pissing me off.

[adriana_lima_]

what the shit did i do this time?

[__colin]

Sorry if I don't like having some girl I had a little fling with all of the sudden hanging out with MY friends. It's starting to feel like I'm in a bad version of fatal attraction.

[adriana_lima_]

i dont even know what to say to you right now...
everyone i talk to is either someone you love or someone you hate and no matter what i do you find something to yell at me about. i'm sorry ok? i'm sorry i was ever fuckin born.

[gyllenhaal_m]

I don't know why I feel the need to follow up after Colin's comments to people and apologize..