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Aug 09, 2004 21:12

WHEN FROGS ATTACK When we last left young Phillip....he had just suffered a major shock to his extremly small heart. He thought the one he loved loved him back..but he was wrong. He was just another piece of meat (so to speak). Of course...to a human being, the thought that Phillip would eventually get over the love that was Houdini, well it will hurt but he should be able to do that. But Phillip has never had love like this before. He has never felt a connection as strong as the one he felt with Houdini, and he was not about to blame the hampster, or give up on him either. Phillip waited outside the house, as he sat in the bushes awaiting the moment in which Berry would eventually leave for the evening, waiting to strike. He sat in the bushes, hummed twinkle twinkle little star (it was the only song he could remember), and sipped from the puddle in front of him while having a feast on a very big fly. As the clock struck nine he heard the sound of footsteps, looking out from over the bushes he grabbed the weapon at hand, and ducked down low...waiting thirty seconds before he jumped and landed ON:
BERRY! Putting the sissors up to the bears neck, Phillip leaned in as close as he could, breathing heavy on Berry's face as he tried to catch his breath. He knew it was a bad idea to eat that fly, but did he listen to his gut? NO. He had to listen to his stomach and now he has cramps. His mother always told him to wait thirty minutes before jumping again, but of course...for our young Phil that never crossed his mind this evening. As he finally caught his breath he leaned into Berry, and insisted he lay off Houdini. But of course..Berry refused.
And when he did so...well Phillip had a party as he inched the sharp, metal instrument closer and closer to Berry's neck. "I'll make you wish you were in hell when I'm through with you." He whispered in the bears ear, a smile creeping onto his face as he realized once Berry is out of the way..Houdini will be his for the taking.
Phillip was suddenly shaken when he heard the sound of his name being called, he looked in the direction of the sound but heard nothing anymore. Just then..out of the corner of his eye he saw as a object began running towards him, arms raised in the air, its high pitched voice was unmistakable. However it was not yelling his name for the creature could only utter two names. It's own...and Elliot. So naturally it screamed ELLIOT! As it grabbed him from behind, and yanked him from the bear.

The moment ET had managed to pull the very fat and VERY heavy frog, off of Berry, the young bear took this as the oppurtunity to fight back. He managed to swipe the sissors from Phillips hands.
And just as he was prepared to make his attack..the three of them were shaken from their moment as they heard the sound of a angry grunt. Turning their attention to the direction of the sound they watched in horror as... LARRY THE GORILLA
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Next On Houdini The Horny Hampster: Just exactly WHAT is Larry doing? What possessed him to fight his way into Hoduini's cage? Is he the hampsters "Ten O'Clock?" And the more important question remains..

WILL HE GET IN THE CAGE? find out next time!
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