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LONG TIME COMING. I know. But here is the next Installment of HOUDINI THE HORNY HAMPSTER.
When we last left...Berrina, the beloved Wife of Berry was found. Hung in her own home. Was it murder? Or suicide? Well the answer to that has yet to be given. As it turns out, Berry had recently broken the heartbreaking news to his betrothed. He was in love with her...but not in the same sense as she was with him. He went on to tell her that while she meant the world to him, and he would do anything for her...the one thing he could not do for her...was to love her in the sense of which she loved him. He loved her like you would love a beloved family fish, or dog...maybe even a sister. She was his best friend and...that was as deep as his love for her went. He finally broke the truth to her...he was in love with...Houdini. The Hampster.
While he did tell her this news two days prior to her death, she seemed to have been handeling it well. On that horrfic evening in which her body was found..while everyone else is convinced that it was suicide...Berry has forced himself to believe it was murder.
That night he went right to Houdini, where he told him the heartbreaking story...and then told him he believed Phillip was the one who took his wife away from him.
Unsure of weather or not it was true, actually more along the lines of feeling torn between two lovers...Houdini decided to humor Berry..as he went out for a search of Phillip.
Houdini was out for nearly four hours, as Berry waited alone at his home. While Berry sat alone, lost and lonley, crying over a maragrita, flipping through channels, finally landing on Lifetime...
Meanwhile Houdini found himself at a bar. While at the bar he "hooked up" with another hampster. Yet those pictures are far too detialed and I can not put them up here for reasons that i am sure you can understand...(lets put it this way...hampsters eat each other)
Finally, Houdini decided it was time to show up. He had made Berry wait far too long and knew if he stayed out any longer, then he would begin to question his loyalty. And lets face it..Houdini is no good when it comes to confrontation. Once when he was confronted in high school...he ended up throwing up on his teachers shoes. Then he was forced to eat it. Ah...memories.
As Houdini arrived back home, he had a chance to come into contact with the now drunk Berry. Who was crying over another lifetime movie. As Houdini walked through the door Berry began to tear into him. Telling him he knows he is cheating on him with that hobag down the street, telling him that he plans to shoot him in the head...and then he came to realization that it was the movie he was thinking of, and not houdini.
Yet he was still heartbroken, and not sure of what to do he did manage to continue to yell at his love...
But Houdini and his sweet talking ways, managed to calm him down with one simple kiss on the cheek...
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ONE THE NEXT HOUDINI THE HORNY HAMPSTER:
WHERE the HELL is Phillip? Was he the one who commited the crime?
When we last left...Berrina, the beloved Wife of Berry was found. Hung in her own home. Was it murder? Or suicide? Well the answer to that has yet to be given. As it turns out, Berry had recently broken the heartbreaking news to his betrothed. He was in love with her...but not in the same sense as she was with him. He went on to tell her that while she meant the world to him, and he would do anything for her...the one thing he could not do for her...was to love her in the sense of which she loved him. He loved her like you would love a beloved family fish, or dog...maybe even a sister. She was his best friend and...that was as deep as his love for her went. He finally broke the truth to her...he was in love with...Houdini. The Hampster.
While he did tell her this news two days prior to her death, she seemed to have been handeling it well. On that horrfic evening in which her body was found..while everyone else is convinced that it was suicide...Berry has forced himself to believe it was murder.
That night he went right to Houdini, where he told him the heartbreaking story...and then told him he believed Phillip was the one who took his wife away from him.
Unsure of weather or not it was true, actually more along the lines of feeling torn between two lovers...Houdini decided to humor Berry..as he went out for a search of Phillip.
Houdini was out for nearly four hours, as Berry waited alone at his home. While Berry sat alone, lost and lonley, crying over a maragrita, flipping through channels, finally landing on Lifetime...
Meanwhile Houdini found himself at a bar. While at the bar he "hooked up" with another hampster. Yet those pictures are far too detialed and I can not put them up here for reasons that i am sure you can understand...(lets put it this way...hampsters eat each other)
Finally, Houdini decided it was time to show up. He had made Berry wait far too long and knew if he stayed out any longer, then he would begin to question his loyalty. And lets face it..Houdini is no good when it comes to confrontation. Once when he was confronted in high school...he ended up throwing up on his teachers shoes. Then he was forced to eat it. Ah...memories.
As Houdini arrived back home, he had a chance to come into contact with the now drunk Berry. Who was crying over another lifetime movie. As Houdini walked through the door Berry began to tear into him. Telling him he knows he is cheating on him with that hobag down the street, telling him that he plans to shoot him in the head...and then he came to realization that it was the movie he was thinking of, and not houdini.
Yet he was still heartbroken, and not sure of what to do he did manage to continue to yell at his love...
But Houdini and his sweet talking ways, managed to calm him down with one simple kiss on the cheek...
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ONE THE NEXT HOUDINI THE HORNY HAMPSTER:
WHERE the HELL is Phillip? Was he the one who commited the crime?