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Blood and Irises (Chapter 3)
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I know I've mentioned it... If not here...
But with all the extra alien activity, on Smallville, these last two seasons... It's high time they brought in a Green Lantern ( Read more... ) -
Blood and Irises (Chapter 2)
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Blood and Irises (Chapter 1) - Edited
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Aikido Silliness
R: Stop jumping on me.
Me: I'm not jumping on you. I'm trying to grab you.
Other Guys: ::snicker::
Me: You're too tall. Get lower.
R: You're too short. Okay.... Ready.
Me: Oh SHITE!!! ::CRASH!!!::
This is what happens when little 5'3" me gets paired with the tallest guy in the dojo, on a day when we're trying to do some of the more Judo-type -
There IS a bright side to being unemployed...
If this keeps up, I may not be able to afford to go and see what they've done to one of my favorite books.
It can't bode well that they felt they had to change the name... Expecially not after they skipped the first book in the series... -
Ouch...
It's never good to have that many swords come up in a tarot reading... But then, I did ask my "Bitch Slap" deck...
Of course, it could be getting back at me, for going so long without using it...
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On the bright side...
By Monday, I should be a fully qualified Pampered Chef consultant... -
Well, at least my rent is paid...
Yeah... so I seem to be unemployed again...
I don't know why. I was given every indication that I was doing a good job. The kept giving me more to do. I keep trying to figure out what I did wrongOf course, it doesn't help that I got the voice message about my change in employment after it was too late for me to call the temp agency and find out ( Read more... ) -
Case # 112
My new "favorite" conversation between myself and customers...
Me: What's the name on the card?
Customer: Bank of America.
Me: No... The name on the card.
Customer: Oh... Visa.
Me: Whose name is on the credit card?
Customer: Um... {insert customer name}
Me: Thank you!