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[adrien1720]

why do i even bother trying to paint my toenails green for this stupid holiday? i don't feel like drinking. i don't feel like going out or having anyone look at me. i feel miserableeeeeeeeeeeeee. i got my lip pierced. i went to whole foods yesterday and today. i applied there for the summer. supposedly i'm going to be living with nick this summer.

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[bonnet]

u in west palm and aint even call nobody

[adrien1720]

i'm here this weekend, too. are you gonna be around? i don't have a carrrrr this weekend.

[captotter]

Concerning the question of what to do with your life: Buy a capuccin monkey, get an organ box, move to Florence, and become an organ-grinder. Obviously the monkey will have to be trained to dance for coins, collect stray coins that fall to the ground, and to pickpocket those whose mental faculties aren't acute enough to notice a monkey picking their pocket. If you get really good, maybe you can hook up with a band of Romani (gypsies) and go on the road with them. I mean, lets face it: you're a gypsy at heart anyway, right? Might as well not fight it and go with flow.

You should totally name the monkey "Englebert von Banana-Gobbler".